20 Reasons Men always cheated !!

by **old-timer** » October 18, 2011, 11:47 pm

OT has told loads of WFB's he's not married to keep in with a chance. I think them knowing you are married with kids puts them off. If a few WFB's started getting a bit flirty with me and my frriends in a bar I'd count my blessings and pick the best looking one. If she wasn't up for it, I'd dump her on my mate Colin whose as thick as sh1t and I'd move on to the next one. If none of them were up for it, we'd know within 30 minutes and Colin would have a bunch of WFB's to talk to for the rest of the night.

OT................... $\:D/$

by **Renesmee** » October 19, 2011, 11:53 am

Shado wrote:Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica –
Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes
In the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole.

oh wow... that's amazing, faithful is kinda rare in animals... even thought 1 time sex per year kinda sad but if its worth waiting for.. then sure.. why not.. .. well lets just say at least they died with glamours.. wearing tuxedo...

by **trubrit** » October 19, 2011, 11:58 am

Don't know about cheating, but I am like Father Xmas. Come once a year, and then it's down the chimney . :lol:

by **Renesmee** » October 19, 2011, 12:11 pm

trubrit wrote:Don't know about cheating, but I am like Father Xmas. Come once a year, and then it's down the chimney .

hmmm tempting.. [-o<

by **jackspratt** » October 19, 2011, 2:25 pm

Renesmee wrote:
trubrit wrote:Don't know about cheating, but I am like Father Xmas. Come once a year, and then it's down the chimney .

hmmm tempting..

If you and Val intend to swap phone numbers, can I suggest you do it via PM.

by **trubrit** » October 19, 2011, 2:49 pm

jackspratt wrote:
Renesmee wrote:
trubrit wrote:Don't know about cheating, but I am like Father Xmas. Come once a year, and then it's down the chimney .

hmmm tempting..

If you and Val intend to swap phone numbers, can I suggest you do it via PM.

Not into deviant sexual practises Jack. I find the whole subject rather "queer' :-"

by **Renesmee** » October 19, 2011, 2:53 pm

trubrit wrote:
jackspratt wrote:
Renesmee wrote:
trubrit wrote:Don't know about cheating, but I am like Father Xmas. Come once a year, and then it's down the chimney .

hmmm tempting..

If you and Val intend to swap phone numbers, can I suggest you do it via PM.

Not into deviant sexual practises Jack. I find the whole subject rather "queer'

What a shame.. and i was thinking about trying new things with " Corp" :-"

by **ronan01** » October 19, 2011, 5:00 pm

Renesmee wrote:
trubrit wrote:
jackspratt wrote:
Renesmee wrote:
trubrit wrote:Don't know about cheating, but I am like Father Xmas. Come once a year, and then it's down the chimney .

hmmm tempting..

If you and Val intend to swap phone numbers, can I suggest you do it via PM.

Not into deviant sexual practises Jack. I find the whole subject rather "queer'

What a shame.. and i was thinking about trying new things with " Corp"

Which one of you has a chimney?

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