A drunken Xmas

Can I nominate this as the funniest captioned photo of the year?

Two drunken women dressed as FAIRIES lay on the ground.Fairies? I wouldn't let them any where near my magic wand.5555
The whole article.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -hour.html

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop.

One of the fairies looks more like a guardian angel helping her fallen friend since she is sporting a halo. But, yes, it is well captioned.