australia day celebrations

justin welcomes everyone to the aussie bar next to deiters for free sausage sizzle and party from 3pm on saturday the 26th of jan for our national day drink specials two up etc can contact justin on 0861086359

Wish I could make it. Could use a few rounds.....

Have a couple for me Justin, see you in early April Reguards Mark

ONLY AUSSIES

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.


Oi Oi Oi

hi Justin have a goodin just having a cold gold and a meat pie for Aussie day
see ya Songkran ...zac

Seems Justin would even allow T1O and the Mrs. to come to the to party. For those that didn't have a chance to make it a great time was had by all. If you stop in ask Justin about a "Twilight Zone" moment between he and I

hi justin ,are there many kiwis and aussys living in udon ?
rich

only Aussies all the kiwis live in Australia