I’d like to tell you all to beware of a certain slender young Udon lady who took me for a sucker to the tune of 20,000 baht recently over a house rental contact. Here I shall call her Kit.
She was recommended to me by a friend who she has served well for a long time so I thought she was trustworthy although the friend did add the proviso “don’t give her any money directly – give it to the house owner in person”. She and her male accomplice took me around one day and showed me 5 houses which were for rent. The last one was particularly good value at 3,500 per month.
I should have smelled a rat there & then but I didn’t – it was actually more expensive. I agreed to take the house for 3 years & paid Kit 1,000 for her day’s work. The lady owner lived in Khon Kean and Kit took another 1,000 from me to go to Khon Kean and take care of the rental contract. At the same time I gave her 7,000 as a deposit to secure the house for me.
The next day she returned with a receipt purporting to be from the owner (it wasn’t). Kit then offered to organise Cable TV and Internet for me and said that this was cheaper for a Thai than for a farang so I could put it in her name if I wanted. This I refused.
About a week later she contacted me and said that she had the contract in her possession and the owner wanted a further 10,000. This, she said, was because the owner was broke had to refund the deposit of the present tenant when he came to leave. I asked why the owner only wanted 7,000 deposit from me but had taken 10,000 from the previous tenant. “That’s because he was a Thai” she said. “Farang’s are more trustworthy”.
She arrived at my hotel with a contract, in Thai, which she read out in English. When I said I couldn’t read it she had her accomplice go to the car and come back with another contract which was partly in English and sounded OK. She went through my (Thai) contract line for line with the second (partly English) contract and they were identical – at least, I believed so – and I said “OK” and signed it.
At that juncture I paid Kit the 10,000 and asked for a receipt which she gave me. I was careful to hand over the cash in my hotel lobby in view of the video camera. At this time I also paid her another 1,000 to go to Khon Kean and come back with the house key and the signed contract. I phoned her about 6 times over the next week couldn’t contact her.
When she eventually made contact she apologised but said she was stuck in Khon Kean, didn’t have the money to return and hadn’t had enough cash to recharge her phone. I later discovered that she hadn’t actually gone there at all. She said she would be back on Friday and she had the contract signed but said she had to go away until Tuesday to work on the family farm. Everything, she assured me, was OK. I saw her on Tuesday because she – with her accomplice and his car – were taking a farang friend to a furniture shop to buy a bed and she invited me along.
When I saw her I asked “where’s my contract.” “Oh, sorry, I forgot” she replied. I’ll bring it to your hotel tomorrow afternoon. From that day on, she went off the air, didn’t answer text messages or calls. OK, now it had eventually sunk in to my pea sized, gullible brain that I’d been taken so I began investigating.
I went to the house I intended to rent and saw the tenants. They gave me the owner’s telephone number in Khon Kean. They also gave me 6 photos of Kit that they’d taken when I viewed the house because, as they said, “she looked suspicious and her accomplice’s scarred face made him look like a criminal”.
Through a Thai speaker I contacted the owner who, I found, had desperately been trying to find me but Kit had told her that I had only just come to Udon and didn’t yet have a phone. Furthermore Kit had never visited her and had only sent her 2,000 out of my 17,000 deposit. Now if that wasn’t enough to take in the owner said that Kit told her that she and I were partners in a bar (we’re not) and that the rental contact would be in 3 names – Kit, her accomplice and me!!
The owner said that Kit had found her on the Net after she (the owner) had advertised her house for sale and Kit offered to find farang’s to rent it to. Armed with the 6 photos I went hunting and showed a lot of people the pics. I was told that she’d been sacked from a farang’s bar for stealing and 3 Thai people who’d had dealings with, or knew her, told me she was a crook. Nobody, however, knew her address and I discovered she had 4 telephone numbers (I’ve no doubt she has more). Somebody gave me her Facebook page url too.
A little down the track somebody told me that the Tourist Police were looking for Kit so I went to see them. One of the guys there knew a lot about her crooked history, had been after her for a long time (years I think he said), but could never find her address. Another problem with nailing her was that nobody before had made a formal complaint about her as the amounts she usually scams people for are low by farang standards – like my 20,000 bath and not considered worth the hassle of paperwork etc. Even so I was told that she’d taken an Australian guy for 44,000baht who’d sent her the money for a trip to Australia but she kept the cash and didn’t go.
I’m trying to contact him as I write but so far without success. I had already sent text messages to Kit’s 4 known numbers telling her that if I didn’t have my money back by midday Monday I was going to the police. I told her that if I got my money I’d forget about it. I received one text message in reply saying that she would pay me back in 2 weeks time. I replied – “no deal give me the money”. In the texts I sent I told her that I had a lot of information about her including her Facebook page.
The Tourist Police were very helpful and printed out her pic from Facebook. The next day she closed her Facbeook account. The Tourist Police took me to see the “Criminal Police” who quickly came up with a mug shot of her taken some 6 or 7 years previously. So as I write they’re out there looking for the pair of them. So perhaps I’m a gullible idiot – I plead no contest.
I was brought up with a fairly accurate moral compass and the Golden Mean - do unto others as you would expect them to do unto you etc. But double cross me and I turn into a nasty bastard who’ll stop at nothing to get my own back. So, newcomers to Udon Thani beware of this slender young lady and her scar-faced accomplice and if you’ve already been taken down by them pay a visit to the Tourist Police. They’re real nice guys and they’ll help you all they can.








