Birthdays

I rather mistakenly thought that the birth date was the year of ones birth, but obviously, by today's greetings it is mental age that is indicated.
Well for me they are the same, so no problem.

well it was a good day,popped a few zits and whore some jeans that hanged right down below my arse cheeks went skate boarding with a couple of Da'crew,sauntered up to the park smoked a few ciggies and me mate smuggled 2 cans of Stella Artois and half a bottle of Cinzano from his mum's drinks cabinet...drunk that then threw up..snogged a couple of girls had a feel around Ayyyyyy...then after dark done a bit of graffiti on walls and the railway bridge, then scratched deep marks in shop windows, and 'tagged' a few cars and even got a couple of souvenir badges off a Merc and a beemer, arrived back home way way after midnight...and school tommorow..!!!!
Can't wait till the next one.

Little confused BM, "...popped a few zits and WHORE some jeans..."??? Does this mean you paid your jeans to 'bang' them?? I did a bit of whoring in my Navy days but never tried it on a pair of jeans... seems pretty kinky to me.

Pakawala wrote:Little confused BM, "...popped a few zits and WHORE some jeans..."??? Does this mean you paid your jeans to 'bang' them?? I did a bit of whoring in my Navy days but never tried it on a pair of jeans... seems pretty kinky to me.

I do believe that was meant to be an example of his sense of humour.

well i thought it was funny !!!! sadly realistic of todays british youth , but funny non the less.

trubrit wrote:

Pakawala wrote:Little confused BM, "...popped a few zits and WHORE some jeans..."??? Does this mean you paid your jeans to 'bang' them?? I did a bit of whoring in my Navy days but never tried it on a pair of jeans... seems pretty kinky to me.

I do believe that was meant to be an example of his sense of humour.

Errrr you is well wong trubit...a genuine mistake on my part, and it didn't show up on spell checker.

Dee's funnies is so rapid that I can't keep up, innit?

You 'as got to give respect to the grown ups, monkey man.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON.
All the best....Glen

happy birthday ron , have a good one .

What a nice surprise thank you Glen & Doug

Happy Boithday Ronnie, hope to see you soon , Aardvark xxx

thank you Aard. yes we will enjoy a evening out at the N/M as soon as you get here best to you

WAKE UP LEE....IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

Wow, that one came around fast Happy Birthday Lee see you on Wednesday