Bloody Tookay

Ive got one of these tookgay things , seems to have taken perminant residence in my bedroom im not bothered as doesnt make any noise or owt seems to be house trained - but im at a loss as to how it got in there and where it hides ! i got afella round the catch it but after an hour searching and pulling out al the furniture no where to be seen , then later that night the bugger was there as large as life , the girlfriend wont sleep with me any more i reckon shes using it as an excuse -- cos she cant stand all that pleasure in one sitting !!

Tictoc, if you would have left one male you would not have more then one in/around the house. If a second one is seen it's a female.
As long as you take away a male another male will take his place (and chase away any other males).

Therefor my advice: leave them alone, they will sort out who is the boss and the others will go look for another place to live.

Joe

Chriss wrote:Whaohoooo, the deed has been done, the noisy bugger is no more. Shouldn't have shown it's face while I was outside my bedroom.... It kind of looked at me and froze so a good whack or two with a broom handle and it fell to the floor. The fish in the lake are all happy to recieve a free meal. Problem solved.

Well done that man - now take thoust broom handle into the pienmash room of snoring and orgasmics and get the bloody tookgay ive got sharing my sleeping quarters.
Watch out the animal rights folks dont nail you !!

Well done Chriss, you are a courageous strong warrior who wiped out this very dangerous enormous monster dragon...

Please inform when the successor arrives, might be worse than the one before...

Joe

Must agree with you Joe, sadly

And here i was thinking its some sort of spelling mistake from the Librarian , on his Sunday Roasts !!

Amazing picts , thanks for that.

Chriss wrote:It's only a bloody geco, at least I can get some sleep now. If it'll make you feel beter I'll hold a small memorial service for it............

Tookay's have feelings too you know

Aardvark wrote:

Chriss wrote:It's only a bloody geco, at least I can get some sleep now. If it'll make you feel beter I'll hold a small memorial service for it............

Tookay's have feelings too you know

Well the tookgay in my gaff certainly had feelings last neet , he had moved from my bedroom to the bathroom and i caught the bugger pissing in my shower i , i scaulded him telling him only me and our lass can do that !! then proceeded to beat him to pulp ........ being a big softie he escaped and i got a Thai fella to come and nail him , 30 mins later my sofa upside down and the ping pong table in bits the sod finally gave in - may he RIP,,,,,, i reckon the fella had him lined up for a pizza topping !!

Before any one says im cruel - im not but he had to go - the endlesss nights of passion were somewhat derailed as i was paranoid he was watching all the time !!

Your average Tookay has an attention span for 5 seconds Jon so ur correct he could remember everything u were doing in ur passion pit.

Thats y he died with a smile on his face ........ PIENMASH IN THE BUFF IS ENUFF TO make any mortal lick there lips , My missus reckons im in great shape for 50 ,,,,,,, thats a bummer im only 39 !!

Just to correct the average tookgay attention span is 3 hours Wazza seen it on ANPL so for sur he caught all the foreplay .

The marvelous thing about Darwin and evolution.

Every living creature has a friend or relative. In this case the rare Udon Tookay, once it jumped off the ark ( if u believe that crap ) befriended the Great White Pointer, so revenge will be sweet for you Mr Mash.