coping with a defunct 'willy '

by **mortiboy** » September 22, 2009, 8:13 pm

arjay wrote:Also, the tongue is self lubricating and doesn't require batteries or electricity, so is cheaper to run!

Yes but the tongue dont have a orgasm.
I tried a pump once.all it did was give me wind! Maybe I should have used it on me willy instead! [-X

by **Fawn** » September 23, 2009, 1:12 am

beer monkey wrote:Get Some Ice lolly Sticks And selotape Them To His Winky when the moment arises...(Or Not In His Case)

Fawn wrote:Ever tried taking sellotape off your privates? It's a flaming nightmare.

Dagnabbit wrote:This sentence could only have been written by one who has had the experience. What caused you to tape your privates to begin with?

What made you think I did it to myself? There's some evil blighters lurking about the Blitish Forces. :evil:

by **treehugger** » September 23, 2009, 1:52 am

There are currently a lot of advertisements on American TV for remedies for this problem. One of them comes with a warning that says, " If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, tell your doctor." :razz:

If I had an erection that lasted more than four hours I'd tell everyone I know! =D>

by **beer monkey** » September 23, 2009, 3:04 am

Could be embarrasing having one last that long..not to mention uncomfortable.....you couldn't go outside to the shops or pub or even to the local swimming pool for a swim.

by **rick** » September 23, 2009, 4:24 am

From what Fatb***ard says, could be perfect for a night with 'Dolly' from the Tui bar....

by **BarnicaleBob** » September 23, 2009, 5:11 am

There are many causes for the limp willies, a few years ago I was trying to loose some weight and went on a diet that included drinking a lot of vinegar. I went to my doctor to see if he would give me a script for some of those magic little blue pills. I told him about my vinegar diet and he said that could be the cause of the limp willy. So before getting the script filled I went off the vinegar for a week and my willy came back to it's good old self without the use of the blue pills.

by **Farang1** » September 23, 2009, 5:49 am

treehugger wrote:There are currently a lot of advertisements on American TV for remedies for this problem. One of them comes with a warning that says, " If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, tell your doctor."

Says that on the drug info page that comes with Cialis and Vitamin V. I would guess that staying up that long could cause damage to the blood vessels.

I guess the advantage would be, if you had the unforunate duty to have to service a multitude of women.....Next!

by **BKKSTAN** » September 23, 2009, 7:14 am

BarnicaleBob wrote:There are many causes for the limp willies, a few years ago I was trying to loose some weight and went on a diet that included drinking a lot of vinegar. I went to my doctor to see if he would give me a script for some of those magic little blue pills. I told him about my vinegar diet and he said that could be the cause of the limp willy. So before getting the script filled I went off the vinegar for a week and my willy came back to it's good old self without the use of the blue pills.

You should have drank the Apple Cider Vinegar,works great for me! :lol:

by **wazza** » September 23, 2009, 5:54 pm

" If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, tell your doctor."

Seen a few presentations like this in the emergency rooms,

What does happen is the blood vessels after medications have been taken , tends to constrict and this leads to a rather hard penis with no venous return, after a while, blood flow to the area is non exisitent, its gets cyanosed ( blue - due to lack of O2 ) and they need to insert a small cathether into the vein/s to drain the blood.

On the more serious side, seen heaps of cardiac arrests from guys taking these medications, and dying on the vinegar stoke. We all may joke a little, but its does have serious side effects if too much is taken, etc If u get a headache with these medications, then ur BP is telling u something ! Stop and try a smaller doseage.

Here endeth the Lesson,