coping with a defunct 'willy '

by **izzix** » September 20, 2009, 3:45 pm

a mate of mine has fallen out with his wife over his lifeless todger . she is divorcing him over the matter .she have him time to go see the Dr but he couldnt be bothered as basically hes a slob who drinks too mut.so what now ? how much does it cost per annum to keep a lifeless todger back in action with pills and a penis pump etc ? i told him to get some hard exercise to get his blood vessels unblocked but to no avail .if he looks for a new partner he will still need to get it working again ... any advice sought .
i dont have any probs with my willy as i keep well exercised and my circulation is good .

by **jingjai** » September 20, 2009, 4:02 pm

how much does it cost per annum to keep a lifeless todger back in action with pills

Generic Viagra sold under the name Kamagra sells for 100-200 THB per strip of four 100mg tabs. You will have to do the math as far as your "friends" amount of activity per year goes. The majority of people I know who use the drug cut the tabs in half and take 50mg per...
Kamagra is sold at select pharmacies in Bangkok & Pattaya. Not sure if any pharmacies in Udon sell it.
I know people who have ordered it here: http://www.medstore.biz/prescriptions/kamagra/ With no problems shipping to Thailand or other places. Also look under their "Men's Health" section for other choices.

by **pompui** » September 20, 2009, 4:02 pm

Met an American a few months back who said he had the pump system,said it cost him USD 30k back in the States and the Thai women were always satisfied here.He said he used to go in the bathroom to 'flick a switch' or something like that and he would then be standing to attention. :shock:

Is he obese or anything like that Izzix,maybe she just got fed up trying to find his prized assets.

by **BKKSTAN** » September 20, 2009, 4:24 pm

Being a drunk slob might be the biggest reason she is tired of him!What is the big deal for him anyway,losing a maid and waitress? :shock:

by **aznyron** » September 20, 2009, 4:59 pm

Ding Dong this post hits the jack pot of 5000 any way getting back to the thread I spoke to the druggist
on 2nd floor in the complex about the pump and possible cost he said it would be around 100 K
now they do that in hospital in Bangkok who specializes in gender transfer meaning changing men to women
I can post it here but I have to look for it here it is Piyavate in Bangkok you can do web search and find out what the cost is and no I do not want to be a women LOL

by **Fawn** » September 20, 2009, 5:31 pm

izzix wrote:a mate of mine has fallen out with his wife over his lifeless todger...i dont have any probs with my willy as i keep well exercised and my circulation is good...

Sad news indeed my four-eyed friend. You may need to act as mediator in this sad affair and offer your services to keep his wife satisfied so long as she stays with your slothful sad Soak.

Good to see you maintain a regimen of health and fitness when it comes to exercising your own wee man. Am I right in thinking the sisters across the road have a hand in it?

by **old-timer** » September 20, 2009, 5:33 pm

"coping with a defunct 'willy '

A nice looking Isaan lady with a big willing smile and big titties is the cure..
O/T...working for the community.... $\:D/$

by **fussychunk** » September 20, 2009, 5:39 pm

Fawn, are you asking izzix to give his friend an helping hand?

Whats this chaps misses like? Does he eat Thai food or is he a Fry up man?

by **Fawn** » September 20, 2009, 5:45 pm

fussychunk wrote:Fawn, are you asking izzix to give his friend an helping hand?

In a manner of speaking, yes. I suggest that Izzie gives the Sad Soak's lady a bunk up rather than handle this chap's block and tackle himself. That way, the status quo is maintained and the lady keeps a roof over her head while looking after the Slob.

by **fussychunk** » September 20, 2009, 5:51 pm

Fawn wrote:
fussychunk wrote:Fawn, are you asking izzix to give his friend an helping hand?

In a manner of speaking, yes. I suggest that Izzie gives the Sad Soak's lady a bunk up rather than handle this chap's block and tackle himself. That way, the status quo is maintained and the lady keeps a roof over her head while looking after the Slob.

Thought so

by **mortiboy** » September 20, 2009, 6:20 pm

Some Thai women would be over the moon if their fat ,bald headed ,gross ,old ,miserable piece of sh*t
farang partner couldn't raise his member!
I am just on the edge of a "half lob stage " Only occasionally..... If I over indulge more than 3 times a week
It is always a dread lurking in my mind that one day, I will be unable to enjoy the pleasure of doing what comes naturally. $\:D/$
Please God keep me active [-o<

by **Fawn** » September 20, 2009, 6:27 pm

mortiboy wrote:I am just on the edge of a "half lob stage " Only occasionally.....

A bit too mutt information, old chap. Let's keep this semi-decent, we don't want you scaring the natives and their livestock.

by **beer monkey** » September 20, 2009, 7:31 pm

Aunt Deidre Says....

Maybe She Would Benefit From A Strap On If Its Not Too Late....Him Wearing Of Course, That Way She gets Some Action With-out The Limpness....But He Is Going To Have To Do Some Of The Work Though.
Or Let Her Have a Fella Come Do It For Him...Then He Can Sit In His Chair And Not Raise A Finger.

by **Fawn** » September 20, 2009, 7:38 pm

beer monkey wrote:Aunt Deidre Says....
Let Her Have a Fella Come Do It For Him...Then He Can Sit In His Chair And Not Raise A Finger.

Cue Khun Izzix with his well-exercised chipolata.

by **beer monkey** » September 20, 2009, 7:48 pm

any advice sought .

Get Some Ice lolly Sticks And selotape Them To His Winky when the moment arises...(Or Not In His Case)

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