The house that we're living in at the moment had been left unoccupied for quite some time before we moved into it. The reason? The usual story (as recounted by the neighbours): chaidee falang meets TGF, marries her, lets her rent a house in Udon and sends big cash from abroad every month to provide for her and her kids. Every time, as soons his holidays were over and he had to return to Falangland, she used to rush back to her village to live with her Thai gik. She only came back to the house when Mr Goodheart's holidays were due again. One time Mr Falang wants to surprise his teerak, finds the house empty, goes to her village and finds out the true state of affairs. After that the poor girl was scared to return to the house.
But I digress. The point is that during one of these periods the soi dogs seemed to have unanimously decided that they would make the front gate of the house their Pee & Poo Paradise. So now I have to slamon around various heaps of dog turd everyday to make it to my front gate.
I've been thinking of spraying creolin or liquid ammonia before the gate to keep them at bay, but so far my hunt for these products in the local shops has only produced puzzled stares.
I then checked the Web to find a dog repellent to stop the dogs soiling the gate entrance, and came across a wide array of recommendations, ranging from mouthwash to human urine, but instead of experimenting I'd rather submit this problem to the Forum to hear if someone knows from personal experience what the best way is to go about this.







