Drug bust

by **parrot** » May 20, 2011, 3:25 pm

Among the many arrests for drugs in Udon recently, this case caught my attention:

http://www.udclick.com/home1/index.php? ... mid=127041

On 16 May a 20year old female student of an Udon vocational school (second year) was arrested at the Friendship Bridge in Nongkai with 400 methamphetamine tablets stuffed up her vagina. She was caught while transiting the immigration checkpoint xray machine (I didn't know they had one).
Further investigation revealed that the girl (Lisa) had lost a bet with a friend called Auy. Auy in turn contacted a senior sergeant major in the police department who lived nearby (apparently in an attempt to collect on the debt owed her). The 55 year old sergeant major convinced Lisa to travel to Vientiane to obtain the drugs and bring them back to Udon.
After Ms. Lisa was arrested, the police checked the CCTV footage near the bridge and noticed that Ms. Auy and the police sergeant major had dropped the girl off at the bridge.
When the police apprehended the sergeant major, he claimed he was at the bridge because he was going to visit relatives in Laos.
The police sergeant major's case will go to the courts for resolution.

The article did not identify what kind of gambling debt was owed.

by **Saboo** » May 21, 2011, 5:22 pm

I know of a falang who stuffed his stash of weed up his arse going across the bridge at Nong Khai... (true story).... Later he was heard to say it was some of the best s**t he ever smoked...!!!

(let it be known I do not indulge in drugs myself... never have... never will)

by **Jello** » May 21, 2011, 9:28 pm

parrot wrote:The police sergeant major's case will go to the courts for resolution.

. I wonder if the charge is Drug Trafficking (=Death Penalty) or something lessor?

by **parrot** » May 22, 2011, 8:32 am

I suspect it'll be an 'inactive position'.

by **trubrit** » May 22, 2011, 8:41 am

400 tablets in her pussy? Big girl!! :roll:

by **MALC** » May 22, 2011, 10:58 am

she has been with to many farangs.

by **pienmash** » May 22, 2011, 11:27 am

trubrit wrote:400 tablets in her pussy? Big girl!!

I have conducted some research , after lenghty calculations the result is in .

The average estacy pill (yaba) measures 3.78 mm deep by 8.5 mm wide allowing for this a fatboy sausage shape containing 400 of these death wish pills would actually be 12 inches long with a circumference of a babies arm .

Conclusion - it is quite easily possible for the said young lady to insert this inside her love tunnel as this is the normal size of the genitalia in Scunthorpe born males , tho i find it difficult to see how the lass could wlk normally after such an insertion , i was could hardly move laid up for hours after the experiment with the sausage !!

mash ........ doing his sicentiific best to get to the bottom of this story.

by **red67** » May 22, 2011, 11:51 am

Didn,t Fatima Whitbread (Javelin thrower) Get arrested for having 2lb of crack down her knickers :-"

the old ones are the best

by **pienmash** » May 22, 2011, 2:30 pm

red67 wrote:Didn,t Fatima Whitbread (Javelin thrower) Get arrested for having 2lb of crack down her knickers the old ones are the best

Thers a blast from the past Fatima Whitbread ..... a katoey in reverse if ever ive seen one and look no further to see a stereotype of Scunthorpe stunner , just as well all Scunny lads are hung like donkeys .

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