by FrazeeDK » February 26, 2007, 8:54 pm
Ah, shades of early 1974 and a soon-to-be mother-in-law out of control.. A woman bereft of any sense whose response to any perceived insult was a barrage of vituperous Isaan curses..
So many years ago, but I can still see her 4 foot 10 inch self shaking a fist at the then Thai GF and I and questioning my ancestry until the beginnings of time to the tune of endless Khut Paw Khut Maes.. The neighbors in our slum all coming out not believing the foul mouth of this 63 year old woman... She said, "I'm leaving, I'm going to my family in Roiet, I'm never coming back..." Geeez, and never mind the endless cursing too.. All this over her hitting me up for 200 Baht because she was ever so ill and I wouldn't give it to her..... Ah, and she'd just pulled that same heartstring the day prior and I did give it to her.. Did she go to the Doc?? Nope, bought food for all her friends and had a nice feed under the bungalow.. Thought since it had worked once, it'd work again..
Off she went, getting of course 200 Baht for the bus-fare from me.. to her family in Roiet, half-a-day's ride on the busses back then..
Golden quiet for about a week, and... one day, a very quiet old woman carrying her baskets on a stick walked up to the house.. Eyes downcast, she mumbled, "I'm back..." No explanation.. It was amazing.. A totally changed person.. Subdued, nice to all, well-spoken but very quiet...
Several days after her return, she complained her back hurt.. The then Thai GF said, "let me see" and pulled up her Mom's shirt.. The old woman's back was a mass of black and purple welts.. "Bah khee tor!!! men-yang oi!! what happened??
The old woman, quietly said, "Well, when I got to my family's home in Roiet, they asked me why I came and I told them" (I think probably quite loudly and nastily).. "My brother and sister decided I was possessed by a Pii-Bop (ogre) and that the only way to get rid of it was to beat it out of me." And.. indeed they did!!
Of course, a leopard doesn't change it's spots, at least not permanently. A couple of months of being nice evaporated when once again, she perceived someone as having treated her badly..
Needless to say, she didn't go back to Roiet that time.!!
Dave