Don't Panick Mr Kloppering Sir .......... I give that half pound of best pork sausages to that fuzzy wuzzy guy with the airoplane, like you said sir
English Premier League 2016/17
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http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38788778
Don't Panick Mr Kloppering Sir .......... I give that half pound of best pork sausages to that fuzzy wuzzy guy with the airoplane, like you said sir
Don't Panick Mr Kloppering Sir .......... I give that half pound of best pork sausages to that fuzzy wuzzy guy with the airoplane, like you said sir
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im sure theres someone some were who gets your jokes,but come on statts 
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im sure theres someone some were who gets your jokes,but come on statts
just try relax??????????
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Dunno what the West Ham fans think but I'd say good riddance to this little s h I t ! 
Dimitri Payet: West Ham criticise player as he rejoins Marseille for £25m
West Ham have accused Dimitri Payet of showing a lack of "commitment and respect" after the France international rejoined Marseille for £25m.
The Hammers insist they did not need to sell Payet and joint-chairman David Sullivan said he wanted the player to stay to "make an example" of him.
But Sullivan added that manager Slaven Bilic approved the sale in "the interests of squad unity".
Payet has signed a four-and-a-half year deal with the Ligue 1 club.
West Ham's statement in full from Joint-chairman David Sullivan.
"The club would like to place on record its sincere disappointment that Dimitri Payet did not show the same commitment and respect to West Ham United that the club and fans showed him, particularly when it rewarded him with a lucrative new five-and-a-half-year deal only last year.
I would like to make it clear that we have no financial need to sell our best players and that the decision to allow Payet to leave was in accordance with the wishes of the manager and the interests of squad unity. To be frank, my board and I would have preferred for him to have stayed in order to make an example of him, as no player is bigger than the club.
I am confident that with the quality of the players we have brought in during January already, the squad will be stronger at the end of this transfer window than it was at the start."
The attacking midfielder joined West Ham from Marseille for £10.7m in June 2015 and signed a new five-and-a-half-year contract in February 2016.
He excelled in his first season with the London club, scoring 12 goals and earning a nomination for the PFA Players' Player of the Year award. He then helped France reach the final of Euro 2016, where the hosts were beaten by Portugal.
But Bilic said earlier this month that Payet, who has scored three goals this season, did not want to play for the club any more.
West Ham insisted he would not be sold, but after rejecting two bids from Marseille and signing Robert Snodgrass, they decided to sell the France international on Sunday.
As well as the purchase of Snodgrass this month, the Hammers also signed centre-back Jose Fonte from Southampton for £8m.
Dimitri Payet: West Ham criticise player as he rejoins Marseille for £25m
West Ham have accused Dimitri Payet of showing a lack of "commitment and respect" after the France international rejoined Marseille for £25m.
The Hammers insist they did not need to sell Payet and joint-chairman David Sullivan said he wanted the player to stay to "make an example" of him.
But Sullivan added that manager Slaven Bilic approved the sale in "the interests of squad unity".
Payet has signed a four-and-a-half year deal with the Ligue 1 club.
West Ham's statement in full from Joint-chairman David Sullivan.
"The club would like to place on record its sincere disappointment that Dimitri Payet did not show the same commitment and respect to West Ham United that the club and fans showed him, particularly when it rewarded him with a lucrative new five-and-a-half-year deal only last year.
I would like to make it clear that we have no financial need to sell our best players and that the decision to allow Payet to leave was in accordance with the wishes of the manager and the interests of squad unity. To be frank, my board and I would have preferred for him to have stayed in order to make an example of him, as no player is bigger than the club.
I am confident that with the quality of the players we have brought in during January already, the squad will be stronger at the end of this transfer window than it was at the start."
The attacking midfielder joined West Ham from Marseille for £10.7m in June 2015 and signed a new five-and-a-half-year contract in February 2016.
He excelled in his first season with the London club, scoring 12 goals and earning a nomination for the PFA Players' Player of the Year award. He then helped France reach the final of Euro 2016, where the hosts were beaten by Portugal.
But Bilic said earlier this month that Payet, who has scored three goals this season, did not want to play for the club any more.
West Ham insisted he would not be sold, but after rejecting two bids from Marseille and signing Robert Snodgrass, they decided to sell the France international on Sunday.
As well as the purchase of Snodgrass this month, the Hammers also signed centre-back Jose Fonte from Southampton for £8m.
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.
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They'd Probably pay about A Quid each made in Bangkok or Turkey with the amounts they buy....
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West Ham have signed an incredible 31 different strikers since David Gold and David Sullivan took control of the club in 2010.
Blimey thats more strikers than Palermo have had coaches :-&
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38789131
Blimey thats more strikers than Palermo have had coaches :-&
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38789131
Re: English Premier League 2016/17
A full programme of EPL games over the next two nights which equate to either 2.45am or 3am over here in Thailand.
Wednesday,2.45am Thai : Arsenal v Watford,Bournemouth v Crystal Palace,Burnley v Leicester,Middlesbrough v West Brom,Sunderland v Tottenham,Swansea v Southampton.
Wednesday,3am Thai : Liverpool v Chelsea.
Thursday,2.45am Thai : West Ham v Manchester City.
Thursday,3am Thai : Manchester United v Hull,Stoke v Everton.
Wednesday,2.45am Thai : Arsenal v Watford,Bournemouth v Crystal Palace,Burnley v Leicester,Middlesbrough v West Brom,Sunderland v Tottenham,Swansea v Southampton.
Wednesday,3am Thai : Liverpool v Chelsea.
Thursday,2.45am Thai : West Ham v Manchester City.
Thursday,3am Thai : Manchester United v Hull,Stoke v Everton.
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.
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Whilst you wait for the 02:45/03:00 KO's Zid you could always look at the rerun of the LIVERPOOL LEGENDS v AUSTRALIA LEGENDS at 01:20 on PPTV ch36 ........ assuming that is, that LIVERPOOL can find a legend still young enough to get all the way from the dressing room to the pitch without his zimmer frame :-"
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Bit of work required before tomorrows match me-thinks 
I WILL NOT WORK ON THESE ADVERTS UNTIL YOU LET ME HAVE MY TRANSFER TO MAN UTD
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Arsenal 1 Watford 2
Bournemouth 0 Crystal Palace 2
Burnley 1 Leicester 0
Middlesborough 1 WBA 1
Sunderland 0 Spurs 0
Swansea 2 Southampton 1
Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1
An absolute shocker from Arsenal.They never recovered from being 2 goals down in 13 minutes against a struggling Watford side.The end of their title hopes for yet another season.
Not such a great result for The Spuds either.Chelsea will be happy with a point and Liverpool are saved the ignominy of 4 home defeats in 10 days.
At the bottom both Palace and Swansea win and Leicester and Boro are right in the relegation mix now.
Bournemouth 0 Crystal Palace 2
Burnley 1 Leicester 0
Middlesborough 1 WBA 1
Sunderland 0 Spurs 0
Swansea 2 Southampton 1
Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1
An absolute shocker from Arsenal.They never recovered from being 2 goals down in 13 minutes against a struggling Watford side.The end of their title hopes for yet another season.
Not such a great result for The Spuds either.Chelsea will be happy with a point and Liverpool are saved the ignominy of 4 home defeats in 10 days.
At the bottom both Palace and Swansea win and Leicester and Boro are right in the relegation mix now.
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.
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.Chelsea will be happy with a point and Liverpool are saved the ignominy of 4 home defeats in 10 days.....Only Just,That FOOL Costa missed a Penalty......Out of Sympathy ......Maybe ??
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Cmmon 747 that's kicking them when they are down, and we don't do that do we747man wrote:.Chelsea will be happy with a point and Liverpool are saved the ignominy of 4 home defeats in 10 days.....Only Just,That FOOL Costa missed a Penalty......Out of Sympathy ......Maybe ??
Besides they've already beaten err ..... now let me think .... it was ..... errr ..... oh yes PLYMOUTH in a cup replay 1 - 0 this year.
Besides, you know as well as I that Costra missed it coz they wouldn't let him move during the transfer window :-"
Heard Gordon Ramsey wanted to do a show from the Anfield kitchen, but he couldn't find anyone capable of beating an egg
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Footballer Roberto Firmino with his wife Larissa Pereira leaves Liverpool City Magistrates Court where has been fined £20,000 and banned from driving for a year after admitting drink-driving after he was stopped by police in Liverpool city centre in the early hours of Saturday, December 24..........
20 k Won't Hurt Him Much, About 20% of his weekly wage......
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I see evertons amazing 2 game winning streak came to an abrupt end after their controversial equalizer earned them a draw at stoke,normal serviced resumed,it was good while it lasted 
peter crouch {X LIVERPOOL} 
Opened the scoring on the 7th minute with his 100th premier league goal
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WRONG,Again it was 3 Wins on the Bounce ALL With Clean Sheets...Just Different than LiverPOO's 3 DEFEATS On the Bounce ALL At AnalFAILED.....2 cAN pLAY AT THESE GAMES...WizzWanger67 wrote:I see evertons amazing 2 game winning streak came to an abrupt end after their controversial equalizer earned them a draw at stoke,normal serviced resumed,it was good while it lasted
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you not counting the everton 1 - 2 leicester then,on the bounce means one after the other,lol
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But HE Has'nt been Too Happy for the last Month or So....WizzWanger67 wrote:you not counting the everton 1 - 2 leicester then,on the bounce means one after the other,lol 14570309_348128168858106_323589358933741238_n.jpg
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you haven,t answered my question,''YOU NOT COUNTING THE EVERTON 1-2 LEICESTER result then?????????'' or did you conveniently forget that one?????