farting

Thanks for that offering Mortiboy, It disproves my mother's theory that something has crawled up my back passage and died. I feel better now.

Beans, beans, good for your heart.
Beans, beans will make you fart.’

Actualy beans beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
beans beans are good for your heart.

In olden times of yore, farting and belching were signs of good repast or even good food, your host would smile gently if you farted and/or belched as it showed the reciever ( yourself) were pleased with the food he had provided.

Nowdays a passing of wind from either end is viewed in some circles as a bodily function that should be controlled and frowned upon. In polite circles one tends to ignore the fart, the belched is easily covered up.
A particular SBD ( silent but deadly ) can be dealt with by moving just after the event and then looking at the someone else as the alleged offender with something like horror, most people get the hint.........lol..

In essence it is a bodily function which in most cases can be controlled but on occasions it just slips out and reverberates around the room, bed or wherever you happen to be.

two things here... as is commonly in known in modern society, "a fart is nought more than a turd honking for the right of way"..

secondly.. Thais fart, and Thais enjoy fart humor..

ask your Thai GF's did they ever "gum dote sai dung" to any of their friends when little.. what's that?? farting in one's cupped hand, closing your fist and releasing the fart under the nose of your victim.. A common joke among Thai kids..
Little Noi says, "oh, do you want to see the little bird I have in my hand?? Look closely!" and releases the nasty stinker into the face of his friend... ha ha ha, alll are amused!

As I have said previous posts,My whole life is a fart.I get up in the morning.....A real humdinger!
Goes on for an hour.I mean real crackers!I'm surrounded with farts all day!But it's the beans...I love em!
Throughout the day, intermittent bursts of freedom!
As the post goes back a while, things have changed with my relationship with the other half.
She accepts my farts now.Now I get comments" You happy now?"
Even in bed, Now I no longer go and fart in the toilet.I just let rip.
Anyways,She does it ! ....About once a month!..... and boy watch out! Pheweeee! Silent but deadly !
At least mind is only wind! Never smell!

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Tried to **** but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance.
Tried to fart, and **** my pants.

Dog farts are the worst.

mortiboy wrote:Anyways,She does it !

DITTO!! ... So does my wife BUT she won't admit it!... Loss of face because its baa not

That's why every Man should have a Dog,to blame for the smell

My dog farts with reckless abandon. And she's a bitch. And Thai. And only three years old.

Who might have taught her such a filthy habit?

You guessed it -- my wife.

Me and the Mrs woman (laos) spend hours farting on each other, it's the main source of entertainment at home, I taught her the "fart in the biscuit tin" trick that was passed down from my dear father (RIP)

If you can't let one go without feeling embarrased in front of the mrs, its time to get a new bird


Who said romance was dead

expatcsf wrote:Me and the Mrs woman (laos) spend hours farting on each other, it's the main source of entertainment at home, I taught her the "fart in the biscuit tin" trick that was passed down from my dear father (RIP)

If you can't let one go without feeling embarrased in front of the mrs, its time to get a new bird


Who said romance was dead

Have you shown her the FLAME Thrower fart, Stand with Lighter at the ready by your BUM,Fart and have the lighter lit,but tell her NOT to stand within 3 feet of you......Whoosh !! Flames Coming !!

My God! i never realized so many farters here!
I have heard about the flame throwing technic but I have job putting my head between my legs so cant view it.
I want know about the biscuit tin method. Sounds awesome I think.
But on a serious note, I lost a friend once through farting in his house (Mega farts) He was not amused he thought it was disgusting and impolite.
Funny old life...............TnH2pgtt7_I

Biscuit tin method isn't complicated, fart in empty tin, quickly close lid, offer a "biscuit" to guest and open tin near nose. Simple but affective

But How can it work?.....My sh1t dont stink!

Le Pétomane (pronounced /ləˈpɛtəmeɪn/, French pronunciation: [ləpetɔˈman]) was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartoholic". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

It seems to me that this topic has touched many of us , personally i dont suffer the botty burp syndrome to the degree of certain members of this forum. However, having said that, only last night whilst waiting for my fish chips and MUSHY PEAS
i accidentally let polly out of prison. To my horror a rather large and rotund gentleman grabbed me from the rear and at the top of his voice shouted "HOW DARE YOU FART IN FRONT OF MY WIFE"! I replied, "I'AM SORRY SIR, I DID'NT KNOW IT WAS
HER TURN.