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Postby parrot » January 5, 2012, 7:51 pm

Just when you thought all the news in the paper was about floods, corruption, crime, drugs, along comes this fine Bangkok Post piece
www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/273852/m ... age-in-car
"Police arrested a 33-year-old man in Bangkok on Thursday for allegedly providing “penis enlargement massage” services in his own car."

It seems hard to believe any of his customers would leave unsatisfied.
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Postby lepidoptra » January 5, 2012, 9:31 pm

Right cock'n'ball story that is :D
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Postby stattointhailand » January 5, 2012, 10:03 pm

Obviously ruffled Parrot's tail feathers :lol:
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Postby JimboPSM » January 5, 2012, 11:12 pm

stattointhailand wrote:Obviously ruffled Parrot's tail feathers :lol:

..... are you sure it was Parrot, it could have been a Cockatoo :?

Although thinking about it, isn't a Cockatoo also a member of the Parrot family #-o
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Postby jackspratt » January 6, 2012, 7:45 am

Reminds me of tho old joke about the woman visiting the gynaecologist for a check-up.

After doing the inspection, the doctor announces "there is nothing wrong with your avaries".

The women looks at him quizzically, and asks "you mean ovaries, don't you"?

The gyno looks back, and announces (drolly) "well, there's certainly been a cockatoo in there".

:roll:
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Postby nkstan » January 6, 2012, 9:24 am

:lol: I was wondering how I get my 300 baht deposit back??? :^o
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Postby JR » January 6, 2012, 5:40 pm

I did not know you had to have a licence to jack off. Is it obtainable at the police station? Does one need to prove one is able??
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