I was thinking

Post what you like on OTs' new megathread, I've got 15 minutes to go then I'm back down the pub for happy hour, which I've never understood because it goes on for 2 hours by that time OT's completely w@nkered. Anyway, you can't give up there...can you ?...if I puke up I know it's time to get home, if not I'll carry on, what happens after that is anyones guess.

OT...........

Oh right...OK OT, and what is the point of the thread or are you just pissed and wanted a bit of a chat? Either way buddy, enjoy you night on the lash and make sure you go to bed with a bucket...not as appealing as a WFB but probably more use when w***kered

EG...giving helpful advice to the inebriated...(lucky sods).

First thing OT, thinking is dangerous, dont think too much!

Dermot, please stay on topic, this thread is about thinking, not about not thinking ( I think)
Am I the only one on here who knows the difference between a spade and a shovel?

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No, it's a radical question concerning gardening implements

This thread is a good example of where the OP (OT) should have chosen a more definitive topic title, as the rules require!

arjay wrote:This thread is a good example of where the OP (OT) should have chosen a more definitive topic title, as the rules require!

I couldn't think of one.

OT.........

OT's just had the police (DIO) round his place.
OT must have been in a right old state last night.

OT........public holiday for the muslims today....

Which made me think of something else. Why ? do they still look as fat as they did a month ago ?


OT..........liars.......

How ? can a bluebottle the size of a thumb nail, fly down the neck of a bottle of lager and drown without you noticing before you take your next swig ? Dammed annoying.
Moving on and talking about something else, OT's thinking of becoming a golf caddy. I was walking past the golf course yesterday and noticed a couple of asian WFB's in white shorts and perky nipples playing. I couldn't think of any better job.

OT.............

Check out that flash dance on Utube, the one that oprah did in chicago, black eye peas singinging "tonights gonna be a good night" then go ahead and get showered, dressed and tell the mrs you've got to go to the dentist or something like that and have a good night. It's Friday.

OT..........

No WFB in the place this morning, checked my jeans and there is still a bit of money in the pocket, no puke on the floor anywhere, the security guard has just filled the fridge up with lager and it's 8am on a sunny saturday morning.
When I was younger people used to say to me "I can't remember what happened last night" and I always thought they were saying that because it suited them. Now I believe them. I'm not too sure what happened last night. I hope the police don't turn up here again.

OT.......I was thinking........

"I used to be a plastic cup". Thats what it says on the pen I got fom Barclays Bank.
The point I'm trying to make is how easy it is to be completely bonkers and make a few baht. I mean, can you imagine sitting around some boardroom and convincing everyone in the room that putting "I used to be a plastic cup" on the free pens is a good marketing move. The worlds gone crazy.

OT........."I used to be a plastic cup".........

F1 this afternoon, so OT'll be going to another corporate sponsored p1ss up down club silk. The best thing about it is the WFB's bringing ice cold lager to me and the other guys and then asking if that will be all. I sprayed her and everyone else around me with the ice cold lager that was in my mouth when she first said that, and then had to try and find a hankerchief to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes.

OT...........

Love this thread!! OT is fast becoming my role model!
A sneak peek into OT's mind................admittedly it is a deep and dark place where most fear to tread but come on its just OT reflecting on life and its interesting 'cos he sees and thinks about some things differently.
sad really that there are few comments..................reminds me of the question about the difference between ignorance and apathy.......personally, I don't know and could'nt care less.
Think on OT.