If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, the gas is produced sufficient to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it dies of starvation. (Creepy.) (I can not stop thinking about the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home, maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis can not copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head. (Honey, I'm home. What ...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 min. Happy pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm. ......)
Right-handed live on average nine years longer than left. (If you're ambidextrous, do you subtract the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that can not jump. (Okay, so it would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the state paid for to determine this.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people with that problem, too.)
Polar bears are left handed. (If they switch, they'll live longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about pigs? Do dolphins on this with pigs?)
Now that you have led at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this on to those you want to smile, maybe even with a laugh. In other words, send it to everyone! (And God love the pig!)
