Kid's...Who'd have 'em?

OK here we go...Picture this if you may...Its Saturday night, 3 nights away from flying back to Udon and I've got my daughter for the weekend who will be 7 in November, now seeing as I'll be in the LOS for her birthday I thought I would do something special for her as I will be away for nearly 3 months, so its time for an "Un-Birthday Bash"( No that doesn't involve 5's )....Bonfire,presents,fireworks etc etc....Most of it went off well except the bonfire..went off a bit too well ..I now have no hair on my right hand and arm due to prevailing winds and too much Petrol (that'll please the GF...Now I'm only half a Monkey due to the lack of hair...weird sense of humour these Thai's...must be American )... Still, No Problem its "Her" night and we carried on.... on Sunday she played with the Petrol can (gas to you Stan) and filled it up with water as kids do...No problem I thought, as "Kids are Kids", and she's messin' about in the back garden (thats a back yard to you Stan..Thought I would translate along the way as you 've only just learnt what "bollocks" are )...little did I know that she went to the front garden with "said can" and decided that "dads" M/cycle needed some more fuel ...Its now Monday and I needed to use my bike to go and do a job Yep ...you got it Water in the fuel 2 hrs to go 6 kilometers (thats 4 miles to you Val ) and NOT a happy "Daddy" ....By the time I see her again the Anger would have worn off and I'll love her to bits as always....Kid's..Who'd have 'em ....I would for sure
I'm gonna go and Pack now as I'm due at Heathrow in 12 hrs

Have a good flight,hope your jokes don't take a ''dip''!