Looking for a good massage and a happy ending!

by **farangsponser** » August 14, 2011, 11:27 pm

The same old question stays the same

I'm back in Udon in December. I'm looking for a reasonable Hotel where I can book into which has a massage parlour and somewhere I can have a good bite to eat too! Yes I may be asking too much: I will settle for a decent Hotel with good massage near by; happy ending essensial.

Can anyone advise?

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by **patriot** » August 15, 2011, 8:41 pm

Please excuse my ignorance but what does one actually mean by the term "happy ending". Does this mean that one is satisfied with one's bill on check-out.
Strange terminology; ineterested

by **pienmash** » August 15, 2011, 8:50 pm

Next door to chern chim , discreet (except if i c you go in) and ahappy n gay ending .

Meaning "happy ending" when things work out fine , the prince meets his princess same same Cindywella Pauls wife . maybe i could be wrong could be after the massage the customer requests a hand (or other) job so he is happy i imagine culminating in ejaculation of some kind , i learnt about this whilst a choirboy in Scunthorpe ..... disgusting if you ask me ............... pass me another boy this ones torn !!

sorry Rufus .

mash .................. jesus wants me for a pilgrim .

by **patriot** » August 15, 2011, 9:05 pm

pienmash wrote: pass me another boy this ones torn !!.

Sounds like a lyric from a Natalie Imbruglia song

by **Barstool** » August 15, 2011, 9:09 pm

Yes, exactly. It would help P'n'M if you made better use of the duct tape instead of creating such a racket sealing the Ban Dung parcels in the shop when people are trying to have a nice quiet breakfast ..... ask KP!

by **pompui** » August 16, 2011, 2:48 am

farangsponser wrote:The same old question stays the same

I'm back in Udon in December. I'm looking for a reasonable Hotel where I can book into which has a massage parlour and somewhere I can have a good bite to eat too! Yes I may be asking too much: I will settle for a decent Hotel with good massage near by; happy ending essensial.

Can anyone advise?

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Interesting first post :roll:

,hotel near a happy ending massage establishment. :-k

Best stay at Ban Chiang Hotel as there is supposedly one near there,check the map online to locate.Asking too much for a good massage and happy ending,one or both would probably be crap. :^o

Be careful with the ones with teeth braces or the ones who put their gnashers in a bowl of water before performing your request. :shock:

ps You may need to change the post from health and beauty once you have seen the masseuses on offer :-"

by **zothman** » August 20, 2011, 12:17 am

Hand job only, thats what best describes it.

On the other hand, does any one know when this was started first in Bkk

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