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Post by bumper » September 2, 2014, 8:06 am

Khun Paul wrote:Ok so I didn't look so my comments were based upon previous posters comments, but as some-one has already stated, it is not a joke and to my mind should have been deleted the day it was posted as secret filming is as bad as porn.
The channels you elude to want Ernest, go seek and ye shall find I am sure, an enterprising man that you are. :roll:
This really got out of hand for a joke. in the joke it's actors Since everyone raised so much fuss I looked at the other ones.. Very dim light and just about impossible to recognize anyone.

I think in today world your in a public place your pretty much fair game. As to posting it on here, some may consider it to be in bad taste. But honestly I think that is where it will stop.

I would think by now everyone know what it is and you can exercise your control and not view it.

Not my cup of tea either. Beyond that up to the forum to decide.


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Post by stattointhailand » September 2, 2014, 12:18 pm

GT93 wrote:While you're busy researching the porn Earnest, keep one eye on any outdoor scenes because you might solve one of the year's great mysteries - where did the missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH 370 go?

I'd like to see Earnest explain on the BBC how he saw a small explosion in the background of an outdoor tub scene in Debbie does Kimberley (North West Oz) and as Debbie was groaning in ... he realized that what seemed to be a very small and distant explosion wasn't special effects but a possible plane crash. And for gawd sake don't tell the BBC and the world that KP recommended Debbie does Kimberley. :D

Time to pass you fellas including KP back to massages with a ...
It was still clearly flying during the chariot race in Debbie does Ancient Rome GT :-"

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Post by GT93 » September 2, 2014, 4:18 pm

I can't remember that scene statts but after that post maaka is going to have to watch that piece of high culture as he's really into hunting down this plane.

I'm intrigued by the number of posters on this thread who claim in effect to prefer reading Enid Blyton to DH Lawrence. With this thread's title you should really be the kind of geezer who read the dirty bits in Lady Chatterley's Lover more than once before jumping in here.
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Post by Khun Paul » September 2, 2014, 7:12 pm

Or even the ones that look at a kays catalogue to see the pictures of women's underwear.....whatever next.

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Post by stattointhailand » September 2, 2014, 7:29 pm

When I was a kid Paul, you looked in the old "Trafford" catalogue .......

Some would say that you still need to look at Old Trafford if you want to see a load of old women :-"

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Post by Earnest » September 2, 2014, 11:36 pm

GT93 wrote:And for gawd sake don't tell the BBC and the world that KP recommended Debbie does Kimberley. :D
Debbie does who? Sir, your response implies you haven't had sight of a pornographic film since the 1970s, which leads me to wonder on the vintage of KP's pornographic channels that he refers to. I have visions of a flip book entitled 'What the butler saw'. :shock:

Anyway, back to the topic, I'm pleasantly surprised that the establishment in the video seems clean and professional. But I'd like to see a viewing parlour with rough, gypsy boys flexing their biceps rather than sour Isaan girls pouting at the window. What say you, KP? You're a former matelot. :-"
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Post by Khun Paul » September 3, 2014, 7:33 am

Personally the sight of boys of any flavour flexing anything anywhere near me, worries the hell out of me, I'd much prefer a toothless granny with a soft mouth, but then in this day and age even the young ones have mastered that art as well.
So many choices and not enough years to sample all of man's delights, though god knows I've tried. ..............lol

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Post by GT93 » September 3, 2014, 7:55 am

Oh my. The Enid Blyton readers are getting colourful. I too enjoyed the Famous Five and Secret Seven when I was young and there wasn't anything too colourful in there.

Is Linda Lovelace still a hot porn star Earnest? She might be one of the grannies Khun Paul prefers. Earnest you have a very wide range of interests. If we have questions on porn and there are no teenagers around, we now know who to ask. :D
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Post by bumper » September 3, 2014, 8:12 am

Wasn't the uproar about it being on Udon Map not that it was supposedly a sex videos, or did I miss something?
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Post by BigBubba » September 3, 2014, 9:41 am

stattointhailand wrote:I'm sure the wife of the guy on his ATM bar video thought it was a big joke seeing her husband there [-X

This Pra** needs his camera inserted where the sun dont shine BEFORE he does any more damage ....**KIN ARS*HOLE
Agreed. There are some lines you just don't cross, period. Definitely something cross wired in this guys head.
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Post by bumper » September 3, 2014, 9:48 am

After 12 years here I can clearly state you have no privacy in the Thai community. You mess around on your wife in Udon and you live here, she will know about it before you get home. I would agree that videos don't help. A friend once told me three rivers and fifty miles. ( Better not go to Nong Khai though LOL )

The things you here about Thai ladies don't care about girl friends and Mia Noi's. If you in a real marriage nothing could further from the truth.

I still think the first video was funny.
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Post by pomps » September 3, 2014, 10:05 am

His youtube 'horny old farang',just be wary who sits behind you at a restaurant :shock: 8)
See he has not asked youtube to take down the ones described as hidden webcam,maybe he does not know the Thai investors behind the atm bar and why they would want their mamasam to be on film doing a dubious business transaction,just a thought.

Yes Bumper the first video was funny :D maybe the thread should be in the nightlife section not the general Udon section 8)

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Post by Khun Paul » September 3, 2014, 3:04 pm

Did younot read between the lines in those books GT, they could be quite illuminating, not allowed now though the PC brigade would find something sexist/racist or some other ist to stop them I am sure.

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Post by Earnest » September 3, 2014, 11:50 pm

GT93 wrote:Is Linda Lovelace still a hot porn star Earnest? She might be one of the grannies Khun Paul prefers. Earnest you have a very wide range of interests. If we have questions on porn and there are no teenagers around, we now know who to ask. :D
I would like to think that you could approach me on a variety of topics, GT. I can impart advice on installing a kitchen through to the application of calipers on bandy-legged porn stars such as Linda Lovelace.
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Post by udonexp123 » September 15, 2014, 4:10 pm

One of the best features of living in Udon Thani is to be able to enjoy legitimate massages at the low price of 150 baht plus a small tip.Being able to get a regular decent massage to ease out the toxins and the knots that form is wonderful for us older brigade. Our local Massage Parlor is great and my wife and I average at least two 1 hour massages a week. I am quite satisfied in having a 1 hour Happy Massage without the relief ending.

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Post by wiking » September 16, 2014, 8:28 am

yes a happy ending wenn all the toxic are gone

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Post by GT93 » September 16, 2014, 1:41 pm

Wiking, that seems about as scientific as ronan01. :D
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Post by bumper » September 17, 2014, 10:10 am

Well I would love to take advantage of a massage once a week. But the back won't handle Thai massages/ This started as a an excellent joke, turning pretty serious.
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Post by BossHogg69 » September 17, 2014, 11:41 am

What you need is a good oil body massage, must agree the thai type massages are a bit rough on the old body.

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Post by bumper » September 18, 2014, 5:44 pm

YEP
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