Masturbation is good/Bad for you

Wayne Kerr is normally a well informed poster on most Forums world wide.

cali4995 wrote:So that's were that British expression "wan_er" comes from. I try to keep up with the slang
and hip terms, I just don't know why I didn't get that. Fairly self-explanatory isn't it.

Or Merchant Banker if you prefer!

Casa Blanca...

Ships Anchor...

Ravi Shanker...

Kuwaiti Tanker...

Well you get the picture don't you..

If your a cockney from parts East London you would say a 'Cousin Frank' innit! Oh, what a big Brighton Rock Mr. Grimsdale.

More Cocknese below -English Rhymes with Cockney
Feet - Plates of meat/Plates
Teeth - Hampstead Heath/Hampsteads
Legs - Scotch eggs/Scotches
Eyes - Mince pies/Minces
Arms - Chalk Farms
Hair - Barnet Fair/Barnet
Head - Loaf of bread/ Loaf
Face - Boat race
Mouth - North and south

County Makes Sale of Condoms, Lube and Sex Toys Illegal
February 06, 2009 01:00 pm
COWETA COUNTY, GA -- If you’re driving through Coweta County, GA and realize you’re out of condoms – keep on driving, because the area doesn’t want sinners like you stopping by and ruining the area’s excellent moral climate.

Farmer Jessie and his chickens will be upset! Or is it Cows bonking in Coweta County.

Don't worry Ron...don't think i will ever be a drivin through Coweta County....is it like the place from 'My Cousin Vinney'..

Actually keeping prostrate cancer at bay is well worth doing. Are you over 50? Do you get up twice or more in the night to pass water? Is the flow, good?

I think men over 50 should consider a PSA (prostrate specific antigen) regularly if possible. The way the test result changes can give early warning of this 'mens' cancer, or you just have a high score which will get the doctor/nurse, to do the second test. The second test involves putting his/her hand up, well, how can i put it, the backside, to see if prostrate enlarged. It can be eye watering painful i can confirm. If it is enlarged it could mean cancer, and you'd have furthur tests, but hopefully it would not be, as the prostrate can get bigger as you get older anyway.

So basically, if over 50, seems 'an apple a day' plus now, ' a w*nk twice a week'!

B.M it was good & funny movie it also had a lot of truth about the south some of those red necks are real whacks