mia noi

mrbeerlao wrote:

Billg wrote:Mr Beer
I thought it was just my wife that gets CRAZY when angry, and I MEAN CRAZY !!!, Its some times like living with Mrs Jeykl and Miss Hide...lol
So you are saying that it is a common trend with all/most Issan women ? I may have to re plan my future....

cheers

Bill

HI Bill, ha ha ha ha ha Lets share a beer one day and boy could i tell you some storys.... frypans to the head etc...he he he he

In fact Bruce my mate who lives on the darkside of pattaya,Takes out the major prize for an angry issan lady..
Bruce got caught playing up with a mia noi,When he got back home and fell asleep his thai wife GLUED his eyes together
so when he awoke he couldnt open his eyes!!! After a trip to bangkok hospital and many ongoing treatment he was ok.

mrbeerlao wrote: his thai wife GLUED his eyes together
so when he awoke he couldnt open his eyes!.

He was lucky, a favorite among Thai wives who find out that their husband has been playing away is to cut off his penis while he is asleep. Apparently there is a hospital in Bangkok that specialises in re-attaching penises, and another hospital that specialises in removing penis's to cater for the ladyboys - but that's another story.

OT............

Out of curiosity I just asked my wife about having a mia noi. This is her reply. If that's what you want then go ahead, just two conditions. Firstly she remembers who is noi and who is Yai. You don't spend more money on her than me and naturally you take sensible precautions .Really surprised me . I thought she would be as mad as hell .

No matter, trubrit. I'd recommend keeping the knives locked up just the same.

parrot wrote:No matter, trubrit. I'd recommend keeping the knives locked up just the same.

Won't be necessary. I am a total coward where my genitals are concerned so I won't be taking the chance .

trubrit wrote:Out of curiosity I just asked my wife about having a mia noi. This is her reply. If that's what you want then go ahead, just two conditions. Firstly she remembers who is noi and who is Yai. You don't spend more money on her than me and naturally you take sensible precautions .Really surprised me . I thought she would be as mad as hell .

What they actually say and what transpires in the event of one being found out are two different things as I found out to my cost.
I used to live in BKK and had a bit on the side for 5 yrs, at the time I was minted enough to keep her as well as my familiy. All was going swimmingly I thought " how clever am I? ".
It fell apart when no 2 got pregnant, hard to deny it was mine when she looked like a clone of my other daughters, needless to say it very nearly wrecked my marriage, certainty damaged it for years.

If you have any significant investment in this country, family or financial, your as big a fool as I was, if you play around, and particularly if there is a long term mistress that your wife feels has the potential to threaten your marriage.
My advice if you have an investment in a relationship here, is to keep Mr Johnstone in only two places, your wife's errrrm... love tunnel, or your hand as I do now.
It just ain't worth porking around, if you have a good wife at home, any bit on the side is just there to massage our fragile egos after all.

For sure it would be very easy to get a mia noi over here,particularily for us British chaps !
You dont have to go to a bar....shops,restaurants,even banks there are plenty of young ladies available for you as you are perceived as the equivalent of a big lottery win for them !
But before you wade in just think of the consequences of your actions.....your marriage could well break up or at the very least never be the same again.What happens to guys who are here on a Marriage Visa because they cannot afford a Retirement Visa ?
If the marriage breaks up you are not just out of the house,you are out of the country quicker than you think !
And what about your wifes feelings if she finds out ? Does she deserve the humiliation if she is a good wife and if you play away then you married for what ?....better to stay single.
If you have a mia noi its 99% certain your wife will find out eventually.....Udon is smaller than you think and if you are spotted someone will be only too glad to blow the whistle on you and make your world come crashing down !
When your wife finds out she is likely to react in one of two ways....
1.Go absolutely ballistic,smash the house up and try to remove your testicles without anaesthetic.
2.Do nothing and pretend she doesnt know.
If she takes the second course of action then probably she doesnt care.But beware,because it may well be that while you are having a rendezvous with your mistress your wife is being humped by someone else !
I know of at least two cases where farangs have boasted about their bit on the side but their wives were being screwed by a young Thai and,in the other case,another farang.
Everybody likes to look at a pretty girl and flirt and have a bit of banter with them but,if you are smart,then that will be as far as it goes.

Zidane you're absolutely right on the issue of women taking their part...

When the husband/boyfriend is away (farang or thai) many women go their way and have affairs.

I know a woman in my village who takes off with a (married) guy (from the same village), stays away for 2 weeks and comes back saying sorry to her husband.... this happened 3 times in the last 5 years...

My neighbour wife has a series of affairs as her husband works in Singapore and stays away for one year...

So is one of my phu baao, married, husband works in Singapore, she says he will have women over there so she can have a relationship with me. He might think she waits for him in the house... dumbo!

Needless to say that many women with a distant marriage/friendship (farang/thai) have their share of local phu baao

So to come back to Mia noi, yes you can, it has certain risks and before you start think how you would feel if you'd found out your TW/TGF does the same?

Joe

I read a story in the paper about a jealous thai wife cutting her thai partners penis off and throwing outside. Supposedly a soi dog picked it up and ran off with it. The soi dog had either a dinner or a snack depending on how aroused the fella was at the time of amputation.

OT...............

I would like to ask the question. What is a Verbal Guarantee and what are the implications of this ?[/quote]

it simply means ,, you not have oral sex ,
cos there is a lot of herbes in udon ,
so lady wants you take care , and not kiss doww below .

[quote="old-timer"]You've got to be a little bit careful when having a mia noi, for instance, my wife who is issan and well fit and can be a bit of a handful at times, decided launch the bedroom TV through the unopened glass patio doors. She was convinced I had a mia noi - after that so was I.


i was walking along the soi , thinking where to go and waste my money ,,
when suddenly a television , comes out of the sky , and hits me on the head ..???
it,s a first fo me , to be on tele, i mean .. i thought it may be a message from him above .

OT ,, thanks for the explanation , i am having scren tests , in AEK . to remove the tube .

I believe just mentioning the word would probably would get me shot.If I ever had A mia noi I might as well grab the shovel and start digging the grave.

When you see that 40 mph speed limit flashing overhead and your stuck in a jam on the M25 (UK), you realise that it's not a restriction, it is in fact a desire, same thing as a mia noi.

OT.........

O/T, you mean something like "wishful thinking"?

arjay wrote:O/T, you mean something like "wishful thinking"?

Why are you even wasting your time ??