To answer OT's question:
Neither have I been in Pattaya nor had I a Mia noi, the reason for the latter is that I couldn't afford a Mia noi as the Mia yaai took care of most of the money.....
.....after the split up, single again for some time now, I developed a better system: I have now 3 (three) phu saao, they know about each other and try their very best to be number one

One of the good things is they are not as expensive as a Mia yaai plus Mia noi, they are just happy with what they get
I must admit that the circumstances are on my side: I live in remote Issan and the women are village women and/or farmer's daughters. Nevertheless stunning, well fit (as OT uses to express) and with an adorable temperament.
They are not spoiled by living in a city with many (well or not well behaving) farang, I'm the only farang who permanently lives here, in the whole Tambon (13 villages)!
What a good life!
Joe