new airport scanners in israel

Welcome Aboard Flight 6709

Taking Flight:

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.
It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight 6709. Shalom!"

( i thought it is a good one, yes you can move it to the joke section...)