Hi Chaps, new to site but would like to share several experiences.
After living in Phuket for several years and many runins with the BiB I have concluded that no matter what Falangs do, they, we, will always be targetted as an easy option.
If you think it is bad in Udon, goto Phuket. Patong is on a weekly bassis held under seige by the BiB. Both the main access roads to the area are blocked and checkpoints set up. I have spent many an hour sat watching this opperation. Thai nationals without helmets waved through without incident whilst Falangs conforming to the law are stopped and rest assured are found to be guilty of some never heard of offence. Personally, I was stopped on my bike, registered in my name only a few months old and holding first class security (insurance) Never asked for this. I have both Thai car and bike license. So all my legal obligations being met, they asked for License and id. I provided them with license and Work permit for id. Then I was asked for my passport. I didnt have this with me, Locked in safe at home.
I was then taken to the police station and was told it was an offence not to be able to show passport when asked. After they asked me to get someone to go to my house to get it I agreed, but they then refused to give my friend my keys so he could collect it for me. I was then told that the police chief was doing me a favour and suggested he take me home to get it. I agreed and was asked for 2000bht for transport costs. Gets worse, when I got home they insisting they search my house and when asked for my wallet to get key for my small safe, they then insisted that they retrieve my passport from my safe. Luckily no cash in there. We then returned to the police station, they entered my passport details in their log (little black book) along with my address. Then a further charge of 1500bht was asked for (Legal fees). Didnt have it, needed to go to atm. They offered to go for me( not a chance) and charged me a further 500bht to accompany me to an atm. To add insult to injury I then had to pay 400bht release fee for my bike.
My wife and I were already paying 2000bht per month to the police to keep them out of our bar.
If that was an end to it, i would have put it down to a bad experience, but I was then subject to monthly shake downs at my home. Eventually I gave up and decided to move to udon.
After selling my business and vertually giving the bar away I am now having to leave thailand on the visa runs, I have been refused retiremen visa as I am Too young although all other criteria was met, although I have been married for 2 years I am finding it difficult to obtain Spouse visa.
When will Thais realise they are biting the hand that feeds them.
I am currently in the uk but returning to LOS in a few weeks. After all the hassle, I still choose Thailand as My home.








