very short lived marriage

izzix wrote:The Norwegians wife does it with such gusto too.
she waits till theres nobody else around to see ,then wanders in with a big smile because she has big sexy mouth , then pumps her headlamps againts my chest from side to side with such gusto its amazing .really rubbing them in like they need a chest massage ,all the while laughing about it .
The Norwegian is building her a bigger house too . i wonder if he gets the same treatment when he is around?

Hi Izzix. Being not very good in English, and very bad in English idioms/slang, I hope you will not find my questions too naive

What are "headlamps" ? Breasts yes ?

If it is breasts (or other parts of her body), is she just joking, looking for a "bit on the side" as you say in English, or want you to become Miss Ex-Norwegians wife now Izzix-new wife/fiance/girlfriend ?

As this is the thread "very short lived marriage" sounds like her marriage with the Norvegian guy could be short and she is looking elswhere (you) no ?

I have read your "/paste" and posts on the "help in finding good thai girls" and trying (as a good noob) to understand relantionship between farlangs-thai women and I must admit that I not sure what your Norvegian wife is looking for... One of them called by some "bad" girls ?... A normal girl who want just to find a "better deal/marriage/life" because she is not happy in her marriage ?... Just joking/teasing between friends ?

MALC wrote::D mortiboy.just read ur pm. ur thai lady with all those boyfreinds is not called basset i dont mean allsorts. ttfn

PM? What PM? I have not sent you a PM dear! Check again pal...... Confused?

izzix wrote:looks like jacksprat is eating his heart out at his lack of feminine appeal and my mucho appeal ,well what can i say , maybe you need to lose some weight and smarten yourself up and have a shave and change your underpants once in a while .
my door is always open at my house and lovely women are always wandering in to introduce themselves ,its easy when you know how Jack . The Norwegians wife is always wandering in and compressing her headlamps on my chest .

You are right izzie (maybe a first) - I do lack feminine appeal, although I have no problems attracting women

BTW - I am still with my Mrs. Haven't heard much from you about yours for a while. In fact, since you were whinging about her not being one iota sexually attracted to you:

beer monkey on January 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
Izzix...did your gal get her 'drive' back...?

izzix on January 31, 2009, 2:49 am
no its bad news ,the transplants have changed her very much .

Nothing to do with the transplants, eh

She might be doing it with the Norwegian behind izzies back payback time

at the risk of sounding naive , maybe izzix is just a tab jealous of anyone that can have a good relationship with just one partner . that would of course be the members who dont have to put it around , to prove to themselves that they are men , you know , the centred , mature type !!!!!!!!

Yeah But...what about the implants....? C'mon Izzy....

izzix wrote:The Norwegians wife does it with such gusto too.
she waits till theres nobody else around to see ,then wanders in with a big smile because she has big sexy mouth , then pumps her headlamps againts my chest from side to side with such gusto its amazing .really rubbing them in like they need a chest massage ,all the while laughing about it .
The Norwegian is building her a bigger house too . i wonder if he gets the same treatment when he is around?

Izzis,

If I were you, I would get back to Cut & Paste, there is more Non Fiction on those, then your fantasies your posting on this thread

sex drive came back after they setled down so looks like JS will have to continue eating his heart out .
think what you like about the Norwegians wife and the other gals who want a porking ,i am doing alright thanks .Obviously you dont have a clue about the local women .

its obvious to me that you lot are a decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .no trouble for me though so chew on that .

How old are you Izzy?

its obvious to me that you lot are a decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .no trouble for me though so chew on that .

I would like to rub your nom Izzix you sound like my sort of girl. Dont care how old you are.

izzix wrote:its obvious to me that you lot are a decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .no trouble for me though so chew on that .

These are the sort of unbelievers have had sheltered lives Izzy.They've never had any experience.I dont know where they live over here. all I know is they Just haven't been around!
Just happens I have had similar past "adventures" as you Izzy. But your wasting your breath.They think your in fantasy land.I don't need to disclose my times in the past here.They wont believe it.As you say .................decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .

Well Morti its could be that us decrepit old farts may be able to teach you younger stallions a thing or two, but we have matured sufficiently to know not to boast about our past exploits in public.Think about it young? man?

trubrit wrote:Well Morti its could be that us decrepit old farts may be able to teach you younger stallions a thing or two, but we have matured sufficiently to know not to boast ........

More to the point, trubrit - don't feel the need

Just happens I have had similar past "adventures" as you Izzy. They think your in fantasy land.I don't need to disclose my times in the past here.They wont believe it.

Morti, you are absolutely right - we wouldn't believe your fantasies any more than we believe izzies