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Re: Viagra

Postby Farang1 » April 29, 2010, 8:39 am

Cut in quarters...
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Re: Viagra

Postby Bilko » April 29, 2010, 2:47 pm

I did'nt think OT cut 'em in quarters.
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Re: Viagra

Postby Texpat » April 29, 2010, 3:12 pm

old-timer wrote:there is a floating bar full of well fit birds about 10 minutes swim away, getting back on subject, do not take cialis before you get to this place because ...


You'll drag your keel along the bottom.

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Re: Viagra

Postby mortiboy » April 30, 2010, 8:53 am

old-timer wrote:
garyw wrote:hi guys is there anywhere in udon you can get ciallis or a generic copy say apcallis or tadallis ?


Go to the pharmacy on the first floor of the complex, by the escalators and beside the gold shop.

OT.... \:D/

I went there for some medication 2 years ago .He asked me if I want Viagra(not that I need it) [-X :^o
600 baht one pill!
Many bar owners sell em.About 50 baht a pill!. Pm me if you want know, at least two I know of.
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Re: Viagra

Postby wazza » May 4, 2010, 6:06 pm

Boots sell it also and its well advertised , right opposite the cash register .

There must be a market in Udon for this !!
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Re: Viagra

Postby ting_tong » May 22, 2010, 9:19 pm

mortiboy wrote:
old-timer wrote:
garyw wrote:hi guys is there anywhere in udon you can get ciallis or a generic copy say apcallis or tadallis ?


Go to the pharmacy on the first floor of the complex, by the escalators and beside the gold shop.

OT.... \:D/

I went there for some medication 2 years ago .He asked me if I want Viagra(not that I need it) [-X :^o
600 baht one pill!
Many bar owners sell em.About 50 baht a pill!. Pm me if you want know, at least two I know of.


LOL..........sound advice \:D/
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Re: Viagra

Postby jingjai » June 13, 2010, 5:46 pm


The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Thank God for Viagra. =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Viagra

Postby fallenlocks » June 13, 2010, 10:44 pm

old-timer wrote:
garyw wrote:hi guys is there anywhere in udon you can get ciallis or a generic copy say apcallis or tadallis ?


Go to the pharmacy on the first floor of the complex, by the escalators and beside the gold shop.

is there a well fit bird , on hand .
to test , the magic portion . :D :D
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Re: Viagra

Postby old-timer » June 15, 2010, 5:52 pm

fallenlocks wrote: is there a well fit bird , on hand to test , . :D :D


There was a well fit bird with OT last night so he popped 100g, she wasn't on hand though.. \:D/
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Re: Viagra

Postby jackspratt » June 15, 2010, 9:20 pm

Fooking hell O-T - I hope it was 100mg. Otherwise you will be "up" for a week, and may need to go to the Udon ER for a chainsaw amputation. :D

Perhaps they could start at the neck. :lol:
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Re: Viagra

Postby old-timer » June 19, 2010, 5:38 pm

I was watching top gear the other day, it was where jeremy and the other gaylords decided to take 4x4'S somewhere or other. In the middle of the documentry they advised that if you go uphill, or as they said it - go above sea level - for a certain amount of time you can't breathe. Well I thought that was a very handy bit of information. Anyway, for some reason or other jeremy, together with the other two gaylords, popped a viagra. It was, however,as OT noticed, one of those snide indian manufactured viagras which do in fact give you a raging hard on, but a head ache as well.

OT..... \:D/
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Re: Viagra

Postby old-timer » June 29, 2010, 12:21 am

This is very important: IF you do happen to take this rocket fuel, make double sure that the WFB is going to turn up. Better still, wait until the WFB is there and you are on a promise. Then go ahead and take the vitamins, as they call them at Subic Bay ph. Make out you are on the phone or something for the half hour wait.

OT...... full of good advise.... \:D/
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Re: Viagra

Postby old-timer » July 9, 2010, 8:45 pm

One other word of warning - If you happen to get a WFB back to your place who looks like she is going to be a bit of a handful, under no circumstances take an extra 50mg on top of the 100mg. Let me explain, you will perform very well indeed but it's not just your knob that will be getting a hammering, your heart will be racing like a pack of bengal lancers for about 72 hours, you will think that you need to go to A&E although trying to explain what happened might put you off. Anyway, the WFB will just think you are asthmatic or something. Just make out you are - don't tell her you've OD'd on Viagra.

OT....friendly information as usual.... \:D/
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Re: Viagra

Postby bubbles » July 10, 2010, 2:20 am

Explain what is WFB ????
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Re: Viagra

Postby Stantheman » July 10, 2010, 6:08 am

bubbles wrote:Explain what is WFB ????


WFB = Well Fit Bird, in other words a woman with a nice body, especially with large breasts and not a bean pole
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