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Post by bumper » September 3, 2014, 9:48 am

After 12 years here I can clearly state you have no privacy in the Thai community. You mess around on your wife in Udon and you live here, she will know about it before you get home. I would agree that videos don't help. A friend once told me three rivers and fifty miles. ( Better not go to Nong Khai though LOL )

The things you here about Thai ladies don't care about girl friends and Mia Noi's. If you in a real marriage nothing could further from the truth.

I still think the first video was funny.


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Post by pomps » September 3, 2014, 10:05 am

His youtube 'horny old farang',just be wary who sits behind you at a restaurant :shock: 8)
See he has not asked youtube to take down the ones described as hidden webcam,maybe he does not know the Thai investors behind the atm bar and why they would want their mamasam to be on film doing a dubious business transaction,just a thought.

Yes Bumper the first video was funny :D maybe the thread should be in the nightlife section not the general Udon section 8)

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Post by Khun Paul » September 3, 2014, 3:04 pm

Did younot read between the lines in those books GT, they could be quite illuminating, not allowed now though the PC brigade would find something sexist/racist or some other ist to stop them I am sure.

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Post by Earnest » September 3, 2014, 11:50 pm

GT93 wrote:Is Linda Lovelace still a hot porn star Earnest? She might be one of the grannies Khun Paul prefers. Earnest you have a very wide range of interests. If we have questions on porn and there are no teenagers around, we now know who to ask. :D
I would like to think that you could approach me on a variety of topics, GT. I can impart advice on installing a kitchen through to the application of calipers on bandy-legged porn stars such as Linda Lovelace.
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Post by udonexp123 » September 15, 2014, 4:10 pm

One of the best features of living in Udon Thani is to be able to enjoy legitimate massages at the low price of 150 baht plus a small tip.Being able to get a regular decent massage to ease out the toxins and the knots that form is wonderful for us older brigade. Our local Massage Parlor is great and my wife and I average at least two 1 hour massages a week. I am quite satisfied in having a 1 hour Happy Massage without the relief ending.

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Post by wiking » September 16, 2014, 8:28 am

yes a happy ending wenn all the toxic are gone

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Post by GT93 » September 16, 2014, 1:41 pm

Wiking, that seems about as scientific as ronan01. :D
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Post by bumper » September 17, 2014, 10:10 am

Well I would love to take advantage of a massage once a week. But the back won't handle Thai massages/ This started as a an excellent joke, turning pretty serious.
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Post by BossHogg69 » September 17, 2014, 11:41 am

What you need is a good oil body massage, must agree the thai type massages are a bit rough on the old body.

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Post by bumper » September 18, 2014, 5:44 pm

YEP
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