Ok ,so in preparation for my extension on My first "O" visa,after an unrewarding trip to Loas to get get my three month "O" visa . Arrived today with scades of photo copies that they require, and after making referance to "did my wife and I do the bump di bump last night " laughter all around,thought it was quite funny,ther whole table was in on it ,I guess we didnt have enough proof from having our WEDDING CERTIFICATE and my wifes new thai (no capital) passport with my surname . The house book ,purchased for cash in December ,bank book photo copies ,statement from the bank showing over 2.7 milllion in transfers and atm withdrawals,then put into a thai account (used regulary )
But the thing they had a good giggle over was how little BALANCE I had in my account at the present time,doesn't matter the amount ya fkn idiot ! New wifes and homes are expensive.Had I not gotten married or purchased the new home,I would have 2.7 million in the bank ,follow the paper trail."NO ,he said. " I am only interested in this ,and circles my original copy of the bank statement balance ,which in small print at the top ,introduced me ,passport number and deposits in excess of 2.7 mil.(cost me 200 bhat for that at Siam and 100 at Kasikorn
So I am to return in a month to see, if ,after mailing my application to Bangkok they will allow me to stay in Thailand . My passport was stamped with no comments from the imm official,other than embarrasing my wife ,and yes I was dressed appropriately ,as was my new bride. It Reads " .....app of stay is under consideration ......
So they have withheld my 9 month extension based on the balance of my two thai and one canadian account ( wouldn't even look at that.)
So my predicament is I am going to Surikit heart center and voluntering to have open heart surgery and at this moment having 450000 transfered from Canada.You see I am not paying for the op unless I come out of it . So the day I am coming home from surgery ,will be the day I give them the cash . As it went with the angiogram.Which is why I chose to go 6 weeks ahead of expirey of my 3 month O.
Should I have waited for the funds to arrive before I went to Nong Kai ,yes, BUT IT IS NOT REQUIRED!! And his female sidekick to the left even hits the wife up for a hundred bhat for busted up bar of soap.She even said at the beggining of the ordeal to my wife " no problem, you have everything.
So I entered the office a whipped and beaten dog,kept my head down through the whole ordeal . Spoke when I was spoken to .
The tall guy ,fourth from th e window actually got up from his chair and dropped this thai written sentence ,that was highlighted ,and asked what my wife thought of that . Apperentely ,as she was blushing , it was an actual sentence from an actual form asking about (as she turned to me ) and said "it about sex with you and me last night,do or not do.?

) Then heir general says to me " what do you think of that ?" So being the "funny guy ,and card that I sometimes am ,said ,"AMAZING THAILAND" to the laughter and roar from the whole staff.
Now if you and I had just met ,and we were both conducting ourselves in a proffessional and courteous manner, and you made sexual references to my new bride ,I would A) have you up on sexual harrassment charges ,or B) crawl across that table and and apply in person to a whole bunch of trouble.
That notorised letter from the the candian Embassy clearly states 1850$ per month . And asks the Thai embassy to expedite "without let or hindrance ' (dont quote me on that heir general has it now . That fkn letter cost me return flight for two,a night in a decent hotel, a little shopping for the Mrs. and about 1800bhat . And he scratches his infamous blue and red pen taped together (watch the pen!)And in the scratch with the pen ,destoys a government ( mine) document.I cant even cash in a bill from canada (or elsewhere,if there is but the smallest imperfection (sorry another rant).
So afetr months of preparation I sit in front of THE MAN and we and wife do the three shell game."dont need this " "photo copy all" sign here . I do not even know ,at this stage what he gave me back and what he didn't.
After 19 years ,coming to thailand on a triple entry tourist visa ,this is how it goes.? Gotta run ,dinners on the table ! Sirit hospital tommorow !! Who loves thailand !!