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by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 7:46 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 710
Views: 40688

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Mighty whites 1 up ..88 mins Bamford ...

Bughar done it again .. old habits die hard ...its been so long

Dm
by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 7:41 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 710
Views: 40688

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Sheff U n Leeds currently 0-0 in the first real relegation battle if the season ..

Dam n blast opps sorry ... wrong thread

Dm.
by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 1:30 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Udon Hospital is great!
Replies: 38
Views: 2048

Re: Udon Hospital is great!

Good info Jack .. if a hospital visit or surgery is required then sounds like the place to go to avoid BkkUdon, Wattana AEK hotel with doctirs n crazy prices . Not wish to pry but was the surgery a sense of humour transplant to be more British ?? .. or a sex change ?? .. Onne kiddin Jack .. Aussies ...
by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 9:24 am
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Two thin Jimmy Dean style links, two rashers of unsmoked back bacon, two eggs over easy, two thick slices of PF's loaf, toasted and buttered, Harvey Fresh OJ, fresh ground coffee. ...and the youngest niece doing some early housework in her thin, satin baby dolls. Sounds fantastic Tamster .... and t...
by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 7:53 am
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Sunday special .. after all the chanting Dm.was a bit peckish after his 6am merit making jolly at local temple with a.the village lovely old ladies ..so One off .. thick cut toasted white bread with black pudding on top n on top of that a poached hegg .. season n serve , only wird to descibe it ..GR...
by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 7:11 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 710
Views: 40688

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

As one winning streak ends last week another starts this week for udon maps second favourite footy team Scunny Utd .. A 1 -0 home win in front of a crowd of 37 see the Iron shoot up.the table to 14th ... and give Niel Cox his first win as manager . Up.the Iron Btw the minging codheads are second to ...
by Drunk Monkey
September 27, 2020, 7:02 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Scottish Band Practice
Replies: 11
Views: 358

Re: Scottish Band Practice

Just seen the topic header .. thought strange title ..turns out its loon doin a bungee jump.in a dress .. n hes wearing y fronts .. how uncouth ..

I always thought Scotish band music was all wind n piss .

Dm
by Drunk Monkey
September 26, 2020, 9:06 am
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Recently ive had the hots for oates .having them for lunch if not brekkie but not done as fancy as that Tom., i use Mcgarrets quik.oates with millk zapped in the micro wave ..nutmeg or cinnamon on top or a spoon of honey ...and i let it cool.down before eating it makes it more stodgey Tam.them.kract...
by Drunk Monkey
September 26, 2020, 7:30 am
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Dms brekkie this fine morning ...beans on toast with scrambled hegg topped with a splodge of HP sauce .. plus a mug a Yorkshire tea n prune yoghurt ..

Dm.
by Drunk Monkey
September 25, 2020, 12:33 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: We have created this Monster! Please help US
Replies: 14
Views: 742

Re: We have created this Monster! Please help US

On the subject ov telky stuff n social.media takin over our lives ..a few months back.i started selectivly watching 3 thai based YT chanels ans su scibed to them CB Media Land of smiles Isaan farang Still remain a follower of CB but Un subribed the other two and they became way to.often to regular a...
by Drunk Monkey
September 25, 2020, 8:07 am
Forum: Money, Banking & Investments
Topic: Cashless Society on its Way?
Replies: 24
Views: 982

Re: Cashless Society on its Way?

DMs cashless society tip.of the day ... Get yer missus to set up on phone banking from.her account then when you go out to a restaurant at bill.time .. oops forgot yer wallet .. henceforth the missus will.not want to loose face and do a bank transfer there n then thus saving the money .. I tried it ...
by Drunk Monkey
September 24, 2020, 6:37 pm
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Lifes tuff Tam... but i bet younwill be up.n in the usual.kiltvwearing computing position for a second showing tomorrow .. of the niece that is not topless granny with her feet lathered in dog sh8t..... They do say look.at the mother inlaw n thats what the wee wifee willlook like in a short while ....
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 11:17 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: EPL Banter Thread
Replies: 580
Views: 12252

Re: EPL Banter Thread

747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 11:12 pm
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Lifes tuff Tam... but i bet younwill be up.n in the usual.kiltvwearing computing position for a second showing tomorrow .. of the niece that is not topless granny with her feet lathered in dog sh8t..... They do say look.at the mother inlaw n thats what the wee wifee willlook like in a short while .....
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 6:22 pm
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Hotel buffet .brekkie for Dm.tomoz ...looks like a eggs n bacon etc chucked n served in a pan .(forget what its called).. thai style ..or rice soup ... plenty of toast n coffee and more so.lots of twinklies in the local vacinity.

Dm.
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 6:02 pm
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Dm.is wondering if Tammy has had chance to stand n move from.his protective computing position without knocking any small ornaments off the manklepiece with his mini kaber impersonation .

Niece info still.pending ..

Dm.
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 12:58 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 616
Views: 36823

Re: Weather in Udon ?

Thats cheered me up cos dm.git splattered down here by ttyphoon Noul ... took.a while but finall.got there so seems my rain dance worked after all.

Udon center would of been floodeed then ??

Dm
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 12:55 pm
Forum: Udon Thani Restaurants
Topic: Great Breakfast
Replies: 77
Views: 3395

Re: Great Breakfast

Just had a really bad thought .. The rather large lump.that Tam. Is sat at his computer in his plaid boxers .. bashing away on his ..... keyboard , crossed legged to disguise wee willy wiinky pointing skywards as the nubile wee lassie irons her smalls in hrer smalls .. The things that nightmares are...
by Drunk Monkey
September 23, 2020, 12:48 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 616
Views: 36823

Re: Weather in Udon ?

When was this udon heavy rain ??

Its glorious on the costa del khu muang AT THE MO.

Dm.

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