Spend an hour singing about "fighting a good fight" and as soon as you did ....... they put you in detention .... talk about mixed messages

Does this mean the gravy boat has sailed at last ........ left the 12 yr old Taylor's Port and headed out to the seven seas pure rock salt dept?

Great innit ........ school run, back home b4 08:00 .... peace & quiet at home ...... then ......... reality TIT Phone rings school cant cope with full attendance and covid restrictions so shorty (have to change that as she's as tall as Mrs Statts now :-) is required to stay home every other day sta...

get Mrs Taxi to enquire at local ma/pa shop (they seem to get told everyone's business from who is shaggin' who to when the leccy will be switched off for upgrades)

What was it that led you to using a member of the royal family to compare to 'pool fans Sateeb? was it that the royals are renowned for their infidelity as well? or that they enjoy killing innocent animals and warmongering? possibly their ties to paedophilia ? Bet it was the incest wasn't it? :lol: ...

as someone who never used gravy in UK due to it spoiling the taste of the potatoes/veg, I can understand the requirement to almost kill for it here ........ not tasted a decent boiled potato pea or runner bean for 20 yrs and imported aussie carrots are best of a bad bunch

Rumour that they are short of serviceable planes & pilots, but hope to get a job lot on the cheap from Pakistan soon

Marks & Spencer look to be leading the race to take over Victorias Secrets .......... suppose we should be ready for the new M&S xmas lines lace trimmed see through socks and Lycra slippers

Sateeb wrote: ↑

June 26, 2020, 5:29 am

Congrats to the Red Sox

BTW you forgot the * next to the ONLY prem trophy in the pic

Then we can make the guy we pay to collect the litter redundant, he can be paid unemployment money by the govt whilst twiddling his thumbs, and York council will have more funds to spread round our "pet (corrupt) projects ... Winning (as they say over the pond) Wonder who gets the contract to produc...

" I Don't have a clue about the game " 555 Well at least I DON'T Call it SOCCER Like You YANKS !! [-X [-X [-X who is the Yank? I'm not American. The owners of your football club perhaps? Dont know why they still havent changed the name to Liverpool Red Socks (or even for reasons unknown SOX :shock:...

Suppose we ought to be thankful our loonies only stab 3 with a knife, in some places he would have killed 200 with a gun before he was stopped

" I Don't have a clue about the game " 555 Well at least I DON'T Call it SOCCER Like You YANKS !! [-X [-X [-X who is the Yank? I'm not American. The owners of your football club perhaps? Dont know why they still havent changed the name to Liverpool Red Socks (or even for reasons unknown SOX :shock:...

never understood the foot (high heels) fetish myself, but everyone to their own I suppose

Where did you get that crystal ball mat?
is it any good at lottery numbers?

"The Leicester team was unimpressive against BHA"

Hope whoever sold you the crystal ball was a bull sh*tter mat ............. Leicester v Brighton doesnt kick off for another 10 minutes

... Of the estimated 100,000 nightspots in the country, only 20,000 are properly registered, while the rest operate without licences. ... Here's an idea. Let the 20,000 properly, legally registered businesses get a fast-track to full-service with only maybe half a dozen of those 22 mostly unworkabl...

Was I the only one that burst out laughing when the camera panned to John Terry "taking a knee" for Black lives matter

"Orange Buffoon humiliated at rally"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKE_5cuxKkI



Major positive for Brits is that Nigel Farage with have to spend 14 days isolating in doors when he goes home to UK

Doodoo wrote: ↑

June 21, 2020, 12:19 pm

Doesnt look like a Million that signed up

not to worry Doodoo ....... Trump cant count past ten anyway

Hope nobody suggests the low turnout was due to CV19 ........ he'll "FIRE" that guy C Ronavirus and cancel the election until he's had time to put CV21 (a great guy) in his place