The New Math

This is so true!!!

> This equation should be taught in all math classes!
>
> >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>
> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
>have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
>How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
>answer these questions:
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
>repres ented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23
>24 25 26.
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
> and
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissin will take you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
>Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
>there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

I think the most common equation is found by combining all and averaging out!