Your Average Pom has slept with 2.8 million chicks !

by **wazza** » September 23, 2009, 6:35 pm

We read a while ago , they were too lazy to even have a shag, prefer the Premiership game or something, now we have a study that says BM and his mates are nothing but a bunch of Ornithoptera Alexandrae's

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26 ... 09,00.html

Whats the difference between Herpes and Love?

Herpes is everlasting [-X

by **jimboLV** » September 23, 2009, 7:07 pm

Wazza, using the logic in that story I tried to work out the equivalent number for the average falang in Pattaya, but my abacus started to smoke. Suffice it to say it is a very large number. :shock:

by **beer monkey** » September 23, 2009, 7:12 pm

A British pharmacy chain has launched an online calculator which helps you work out how many partners you have had, in the sense of exposure to risk of sexually transmitted diseases (STIs).

The "Sex Degrees of Separation" ready reckoner tots up the numbers based on your number of partners, then their previous partners, and their former lovers, and so on for six "generations" of partners.

The average British man claims to have actually slept with nine people, while women put the figure at 6.3, giving an average of 7.65.

"When we sleep with someone, we are, in effect, not only sleeping with them, but also their previous partners and their partners' previous partners, and so on," said Clare Kerr, head of sexual health at Lloydspharmacy.

"It's important that people understand how exposed they are to STIs and take appropriate precautions including using condoms and getting themselves checked out where appropriate."

Amazing....they must of been bored to come up with this one......the publicity stunt worked though,unlike White Spirit and a wire brush..

sure everyone will rush down to lloyds to buy something for the weekend....

Clare Kerr.....Mmmm Rings a bell I think i know her Big Brother Wayne.

by **wazza** » September 23, 2009, 7:42 pm

JimboLV

yeah it didnt account for the sexually active Brit ! in Patts, Noctural Nev.

Didnt Big Boy John get a terrible work related condition in his acting days also ??

He switched his name in the Thai movies to Jeb Mak from memory.

Never heard of any bird called Abacus before, sounds Chinese though ??

by **martynsnowman** » September 24, 2009, 8:58 am

wazza has the average ausi only slept with 3 chicks ... there mothers and 2 sisters .....

by **wazza** » September 24, 2009, 9:23 am

Martynsnowman.

Particularly in Tasmania, where us guys can sprint real fast to catch our sisters from the school bus.

by **Aardvark** » September 25, 2009, 4:50 pm

martynsnowman wrote:wazza has the average ausi only slept with 3 chicks ... there mothers and 2 sisters .....

Are you kidding :shock:

with a family of twenty four children you got at least 12 sisters to choose from

and then your brothers if you want the real thing

by **wazza** » September 25, 2009, 5:35 pm

I can hear Mr Aardvark playing dueling banjoes or was it dueling passports.

by **beer monkey** » September 26, 2009, 3:39 am

Couldn't resist when i read wazza'z last post...........

Filmed in Ban Dung Issan......

by **Aardvark** » September 28, 2009, 6:28 am

I've just worked it out, I've slept with more than 6 Billion Women

and there's still life in the old boy yet

by **NateHelburn** » November 4, 2009, 3:20 am

Based on those statistics, I guess I've slept with all the fish in the sea too!

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