How do you tell?

How do you tell if that little ''lovely'' has a good heart?

Simple Get a cute little Shih Tzu dog,groom it and put a pink ribbon on its ''top knot''.Walk through the ''lovelies'' and gage the smiles The gals that smile immediately ''at the dog'' and maintain the smile in the same form as their eyes note you=''good heart''

The gals that look at the dog and wait until they look at you to smile=''not so good heart''

Now that you have connected with ''good heart'',it is ''your''heart that determines the outcome!

Send all montetary praises to ''Know it all Guru'',comments to be considered

lee wrote:Were you testing this theory at the night market last night?

Now that would be telling Lets just say,there was a lot of''opportunity''to test it

As a doggie owner and breeder for more years than I can recall I would partially agree with your theory Stan with the proviso that normally a man is equated with the type of dog he chooses to be seen with. ie: Winston Churchill and his perchant for bull dogs, big , ugly but stong , reliable and above all, tenacious. Myself, I have always been a german sheperd man and currently owner of a dobermann/soi dog, both types known for their intelligence, loyalty and the ability to give total love and protection to their family, characturistics I hope I possess as well.Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination.

Val said:

Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination.

Val the pink poodle is Stan's wife and daughter's 'escort".

Stan's Rottweiler stays in the garage at home.

Lee asked:

Were you testing this theory at the night market last night?

Stan replied:

Now that would be telling Lets just say,there was a lot of''opportunity''to test it

Sounds to me like Stan has been doing some "Market Research"!

Is it possible to rent a small dog for an hour or two?

Sounds like a babe magnet.

valentine wrote:Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination.

Well, it simply inverts his results. Girls begining to smile when they see the man are the more clever ones...

Wilson wins!Get the ''free bar fine'' The rest of you,''no good,know to much''

And Val,what kind of a dog breeder doesn't know the difference between a ''pink poodle'' and a Shih Tzu

BKKSTAN wrote::lol: Wilson wins!Get the ''free bar fine'' The rest of you,''no good,know to much''

And Val,what kind of a dog breeder doesn't know the difference between a ''pink poodle'' and a Shih Tzu

Actually Stan my example of a 'Pink poodle was a deliberate generalisation so that I wouldn't offend you or Su. I do know the difference when they have had a hair cut , but I normally don't refer to any of the toy breeds as dogs.

arjay wrote:Val said:

Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination.

Val the pink poodle is Stan's wife and daughter's 'escort".

Stan's Rottweiler stays in the garage at home.

Actually,I havn't seen the ''Rottweiler''for a longtime,now ''it looks like a pink poodle going ''shih tzu,shih tzu The ladies ,just keep smiling

wilson_smith wrote:Is it possible to rent a small dog for an hour or two?

Sounds like a babe magnet.

forget the dogs,try infant children from around 9 months up, the girls go wild everyone wants to hold them and speak with you,seen it too many times, but make sure the wife is somewhere else.

If the small person or dog is not an option, try an Aston Martin. (or be yourself)

agreed on the dog thing regarding size/looks, when you see a grown walking a tiny dog looks a bit funny to me, but if a girl was walking the tiny dog looks good.
and i can't stand Poodles all that white curly hair. sorry poodle lovers.

Ladyboys seem to attract the gals also I was wondering ,green tights with a wig Neighhhhhhhhhhh

definitely a chickie magnet, but not sure if stan would look as good with a ribbon in hair[/img]

laphanphon wrote:


definitely a chickie magnet, but not sure if stan would look as good with a ribbon in hair[/img]

Honest, honest,I was hiding her from the ladies