What! You trying to tell me my Windows 3.1 has been upgraded as well! Only had it a week hot off the shelf from the local computer store here in Ban Dung. Bit of a problem though, came in a set of black paper envelopes about 5 x 5 inches, still no worries the store was able to sell me this new fangled thingy to slot these condoms into and get em working.
Next you'll be telling me I might be able to replace Mrs Dero and her peddle dynamo with mains power to get my IBM AT going but, alas, she ain't broke yet either!