It's SO COLD that
- BigBubba
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It's SO COLD that...
...chickens are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
Every day I wake up is a good day.
- merchant seaman
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It's SO COLD that
Had to turn off the air conditioner in the bedroom.
No man has a good enough memory to be a succesful liar.
It's SO COLD that
Putin is thinking of moving the Olympics to Udon.
It's SO COLD that
It was so cold . . .
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
- Bandung_Dero
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- Location: Ban Dung or Perth W.A.
It's SO COLD that
I'm getting exhausted jumping out of bed and running around the other side to escape from TW and her cold feet.
Sent from my 1977 Apple II using 2 Heinz bake bean cans and piano wire!
- Drunk Monkey
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It's SO COLD that
Even my missus wants to cuddle me
I dreamt i had under gone a sex change cut n tuck operation and now was a katoey ...... then it warmed up .... and it wasnt a dream
I dreamt i had under gone a sex change cut n tuck operation and now was a katoey ...... then it warmed up .... and it wasnt a dream
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
It's SO COLD that
My man hood looks like a Thai mans......
It's SO COLD that
It's so cold, chicken wings are being sold only in hot and suicide.
- jackspratt
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It's SO COLD that
Please expand on your knowledge of a Thai man's manhood.nel123 wrote:My man hood looks like a Thai mans......
- Sakhonnick
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It's SO COLD that
I had to open a bottle of Kasteel Donker
- BigBubba
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It's SO COLD that...
...the rats are bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
Every day I wake up is a good day.
It's SO COLD that
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath
- Californians shiver uncontrollably
- Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
- Californians weep pitiably
- Minnesotans eat ice cream
- Canadians go swimming
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
- New York City water freezes
- Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 - French cars don't start
- Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 - American cars don't start
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
- Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
- Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
- Politicians actually do something about the homeless
- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
- Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
- You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
- Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
- Minnesotans button top button
- Canadians put on sweaters
- Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
- Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
- Polar bears move South
- Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath
- Californians shiver uncontrollably
- Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
- Californians weep pitiably
- Minnesotans eat ice cream
- Canadians go swimming
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
- New York City water freezes
- Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 - French cars don't start
- Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 - American cars don't start
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
- Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
- Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
- Politicians actually do something about the homeless
- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
- Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
- You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
- Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
- Minnesotans button top button
- Canadians put on sweaters
- Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
- Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
- Polar bears move South
- Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
It's SO COLD that
3 dog night
It's SO COLD that
You all have heard the joke about the Brass Monkey that it was so cold he went to the Welders Shop.
It's SO COLD that
My pecker's wrinklier than an Elephant's 'old fella'
Here's tae us, wha's like us, damn few, and they're a' deid. Mair's the pity!
Alba gu bràth
Since 1872 Semper Paratus. Neque Deditionem
Alba gu bràth
Since 1872 Semper Paratus. Neque Deditionem