It's SO COLD that

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It's SO COLD that

Post by dingdong » January 15, 2014, 6:50 am

The squirrels are throwing themselves at electric fences =D>



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It's SO COLD that...

Post by BigBubba » January 15, 2014, 10:35 am

...chickens are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
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It's SO COLD that

Post by FrazeeDK » January 15, 2014, 10:37 am

that I refuse to leave the warmth of my bed!!
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It's SO COLD that

Post by merchant seaman » January 15, 2014, 1:21 pm

Had to turn off the air conditioner in the bedroom.
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It's SO COLD that

Post by mak » January 15, 2014, 1:49 pm

Putin is thinking of moving the Olympics to Udon.

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It's SO COLD that

Post by dingdong » January 15, 2014, 5:19 pm

It was so cold . . .
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

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Post by Bandung_Dero » January 15, 2014, 5:24 pm

I'm getting exhausted jumping out of bed and running around the other side to escape from TW and her cold feet.
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Post by Drunk Monkey » January 15, 2014, 5:25 pm

Even my missus wants to cuddle me :^o

I dreamt i had under gone a sex change cut n tuck operation and now was a katoey ...... then it warmed up .... and it wasnt a dream :shock:
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It's SO COLD that

Post by nel123 » January 15, 2014, 5:33 pm

My man hood looks like a Thai mans......

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It's SO COLD that

Post by dingdong » January 15, 2014, 7:26 pm

It's so cold, chicken wings are being sold only in hot and suicide.

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Post by jackspratt » January 15, 2014, 7:49 pm

nel123 wrote:My man hood looks like a Thai mans......
Please expand on your knowledge of a Thai man's manhood. :shock: :-k

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Post by nel123 » January 15, 2014, 10:57 pm

Haha

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It's SO COLD that

Post by Sakhonnick » January 15, 2014, 11:02 pm

I had to open a bottle of Kasteel Donker

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It's SO COLD that...

Post by BigBubba » January 25, 2014, 2:14 pm

...the rats are bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
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It's SO COLD that

Post by dingdong » January 25, 2014, 4:25 pm

65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath
- Californians shiver uncontrollably
- Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
- Californians weep pitiably
- Minnesotans eat ice cream
- Canadians go swimming
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
- New York City water freezes
- Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 - French cars don't start
- Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 - American cars don't start
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
- Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
- Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
- Politicians actually do something about the homeless
- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
- Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
- You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
- Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
- Minnesotans button top button
- Canadians put on sweaters
- Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
- Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
- Polar bears move South
- Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

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It's SO COLD that

Post by ronan01 » January 25, 2014, 5:31 pm

3 dog night

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It's SO COLD that

Post by Paladin » January 26, 2014, 10:09 am

You all have heard the joke about the Brass Monkey that it was so cold he went to the Welders Shop.

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It's SO COLD that

Post by socksy » January 26, 2014, 10:36 am

My pecker's wrinklier than an Elephant's 'old fella'
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