Uninvited Guest

Uninvited Guest

A resident of Ban Luam, Udon Thani discovered a stranger sleeping in her house Sunday evening. She told police that when she returned from shopping she found a man sprawled out on the floor, he was quite clearly intoxicated.
When the police arrived they questioned the drunk, he said that he was drinking with friends and was too drunk to ride home, he noticed the house was not locked so invited himself in to sleep off the alcohol.

Sounds reasonable. I'd check the minibar (I mean fridge) for anything missing before presenting him with the Bed and Belchfest bill for 25,000 baht. Enough for a security system.

I saw a sign that said.

"Bobs Country Bunker", ST Rooms available.

BobHelm wrote:Strange this. Our neighbour (across & down 1) has been away for a while (a month at least) & has just returned & asked TG & me if we had seen anyone "hanging around" because some one had obviously broken into their place. Nothing had been taken but they would appear to have been living there - A/C up to full & bed well slept in..

Bob,And I guess they never even washed the sheets !!!!