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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby trubrit » July 5, 2009, 7:11 am

mortiboy wrote:BOASTING8)
On the way to BKK....met a real cuty.In the train within an hour............ done it!(That was free)
Had a meal at restaurant, chat up the waitress, next morning,....did it
When living at The Village, went through five married women......enjoyed it
Thai love links ........lost count
In an apartment near Big C, only there one evening,cleaner(actually put foot in the door)groped me.Free
Had two farm girls in my little hut at the farm,One waited outside,till it was her turn. That was not free!
Nice sexy bird at Bahn Dung.(She was regular) Best of all.....liked whisky poured on it...just for taste!
When my "trusting" wife stayed in UK for a better life, I went through all her best "trusting"friends.
Me an old bugger, couple of years ago,Wined and dined a 19 year old girl not far from me ....did it
An ugly woman living near me.Face of a devil....body of an angel! cant disclose her actions! did it! many times!
and then there was the village whore........I did it in the local school at night on the stage! at night!.........many many more.... I forget.
Up to those old doddery gits believe it or not. Boasting? Nah. Just relating my wonderful experiences over the years
I could write a book about my sexual activities here and make you poor old past it, no need it,dont want it, hair curl!..................But you would not believe me!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BOASTING! 8) 8) 8) 8)


Over the years Morti? That would have been a monthly experience for me , when I was your age. :lol:
Now thats BOASTING :-"
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby mortiboy » July 5, 2009, 7:34 am

Good for you dear! =D>
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby 747man » July 5, 2009, 9:42 am

beer monkey wrote:Heyyyyy 747... any of this sex stuff go on in Nong Kahi......?
:shock: What's SEX STUFF :-s :-s Please make the question a LITTLE Easier,Sean Thanks :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby Irish Alan » July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm

747man wrote:
beer monkey wrote:Heyyyyy 747... any of this sex stuff go on in Nong Kahi......?
:shock: What's SEX STUFF :-s :-s Please make the question a LITTLE Easier,Sean Thanks :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k

Methinks what BM means is Nong Khai a bit quieter than Udon on the village orgy front or do you have these Don Juan types going around Rogering the fair maidens of Nong Khai? :-k :-k :-k

Jaysus what a quiet life I've led. Why was I born a Catholic? All those years of self-denial! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby Harold » July 5, 2009, 4:03 pm

How do i get to Nong Khai? is there a bus?
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby Aardvark » July 5, 2009, 4:07 pm

Irish Alan wrote:
747man wrote:
beer monkey wrote:Heyyyyy 747... any of this sex stuff go on in Nong Kahi......?
:shock: What's SEX STUFF :-s :-s Please make the question a LITTLE Easier,Sean Thanks :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k

Methinks what BM means is Nong Khai a bit quieter than Udon on the village orgy front or do you have these Don Juan types going around Rogering the fair maidens of Nong Khai? :-k :-k :-k

Jaysus what a quiet life I've led. Why was I born a Catholic? All those years of self-denial! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Self denial, Oh you mean wanking :D
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby mortiboy » July 5, 2009, 8:08 pm

Self denial, Oh you mean ***** :D[/quote]

Gosh! You mean................A Virgin? :yikes:
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby DeNuit » July 5, 2009, 8:22 pm

Sounds to me that this thread turn to the question : "Can a older bf/husband (20 years older or more) expect sexual fidelity of his much younger (thai or not) gf/wife ?"
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby mortiboy » July 5, 2009, 8:45 pm

DeNuit wrote:Sounds to me that this thread turn to the question : "Can a older bf/husband (20 years older or more) expect sexual fidelity of his much younger (thai or not) gf/wife ?"


Good question. Are you talking about sexual fidelity of the man, or the woman.My exploits are of past experiences.
I m really happy with my wife here.I have had my "fling" and had no regrets Sir.
There cannot be any fidelity in my relationship now. If so, I will stay alone, and die alone.
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby Irish Alan » July 5, 2009, 11:43 pm

Aardvark wrote:Self denial, Oh you mean ***** :D

Oh get around the asterisks Ardy, WTF is *****?????
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby Aardvark » July 6, 2009, 4:42 am

Don't blame me Alan, the asterisks were the Forums doing :-k
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby beer monkey » July 6, 2009, 4:56 am

could of been a **** **** wanker bastard type of word.... :-k
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby 747man » July 6, 2009, 2:55 pm

Aardvark wrote:Don't blame me Alan, the asterisks were the Forums doing :-k
Yeah " The Mods " have been PARTICULARLY Busy on THIS Forum.... [-X [-X [-X NO Banter ALLOWED !!!
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby DeNuit » July 6, 2009, 6:27 pm

Aardvark wrote:Don't blame me Alan, the asterisks were the Forums doing :-k


I think Alan was talking about going "around" the ban on "bad" words Aardvark. An example :

French b*stard, who the hell do he think he is this arrogant piece of sh*t of froggy ! F*ck him ! I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire ! :mrgreen:

See... minimum of "*" and the "bad" words still understandable ; just have to replace one letter by a "*" ;)
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Re: very short lived marriage

Postby BobHelm » July 6, 2009, 7:03 pm

Alan, some words are automatically changed to * by the system that runs the forum (phpBB) and has nothing to do with moderation intervention. :(
DeNuit you are quite correct, it is possible to circumvent these particular word ban. You are not a natural English speaker (howbeit an excellent writer of the Language :D ) so maybe you (and others that are) should remember that the Forum can be read by women & children as well as Anglo Saxon males & so maybe discretion is the better part of valour in the general parts of the Forum...
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