very short lived marriage

Who's boasting? Nothing to boast about.Nothing special about a bunk up. .Just like what comes natural.
It was there, and easy,so I took it.Nothing wrong with that.Not difficult,anyone can do. But some not that way inclined. Not everyone in this world is the same
Its not boasting, just relaying the fact concerning this post,relating to the fact how easy to get a lay here.
But of course....not free! I am not that naive to think they WERE after my over sized old body.
Why do people think this sex thing is something so outrageous? ........Overrated? seems so.

Morti, you are absolutely right - we wouldn't believe your fantasies any more than we believe izzies
Igive up!
.................More to the point, trubrit - don't feel the need ...... or more to true to form PAST IT!

BOASTING8)
On the way to BKK....met a real cuty.In the train within an hour............ done it!(That was free)
Had a meal at restaurant, chat up the waitress, next morning,....did it
When living at The Village, went through five married women......enjoyed it
Thai love links ........lost count
In an apartment near Big C, only there one evening,cleaner(actually put foot in the door)groped me.Free
Had two farm girls in my little hut at the farm,One waited outside,till it was her turn. That was not free!
Nice sexy bird at Bahn Dung.(She was regular) Best of all.....liked whisky poured on it...just for taste!
When my "trusting" wife stayed in UK for a better life, I went through all her best "trusting"friends.
Me an old bugger, couple of years ago,Wined and dined a 19 year old girl not far from me ....did it
An ugly woman living near me.Face of a devil....body of an angel! cant disclose her actions! did it! many times!
and then there was the village whore........I did it in the local school at night on the stage! at night!.........many many more.... I forget.
Up to those old doddery gits believe it or not. Boasting? Nah. Just relating my wonderful experiences over the years
I could write a book about my sexual activities here and make you poor old past it, no need it,dont want it, hair curl!..................But you would not believe me!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BOASTING!

Morty,

Not often I disagree with you, but on this occasion, I do, even if all you say is true, why do you feel the need to publish your sexual exploits and conquests on here? I daresay that we could all post similar exploits,but do not feel the need to share them.


You wrote: "decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams" I for one would not sh$t on my own doorstep, even if I felt so inclined

It is my belief the Izzix is just blowing his trumpet with these sexual fantasies, to compensate for his sexual failings.

Don't forget to change hands at 99

Proud of it!

I'm still a virgin but I have seen a girl naked once... does that count ?

RALPHCUSENS wrote:Morty,

Not often I disagree with you, but on this occasion, I do, even if all you say is true, why do you feel the need to publish your sexual exploits and conquests on here? I daresay that we could all post similar exploits,but do not feel the need to share them.


You wrote: "decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams" I for one would not sh$t on my own doorstep, even if I felt so inclined

It is my belief the Izzix is just blowing his trumpet with these sexual fantasies, to compensate for his sexual failings.

Don't forget to change hands at 99

Firstly, I did not write......."decrepit bunch of old farts ect....Izzix wrote.But of course, those who are offended by it...If the cap fits.
Secondly, I was not boasting, just stating my opinion.But It was to me, challenged to boast ...so I did.
Izzix is right.I know? because I have been there.
Whats up with some of you guys?I am trying to put over a point.Nothing to do with boasting.It is a fact.I still say IT IS EASY TO GET A LAY HERE!
I am 67 old bugger I know.How come I can get a leg over so easy?and I dont even go to bars.(Once last month)
Maybe coz talk Thai? I dont know.
I am a bit frustrated here in the fact that some people will not accept to get ones leg over is so easy.
Why do some not believe? I am at a loss
Oh! incidentally, The remark about " 99 change hands?"....I used to do that in between my times when I had a rest from playboying.

I will try to respond to your points Roy.

1. OK technically you did not in the first instance write "decrepit bunch.........."ect, but you agreed with Izzix, and reiterated it, which is the same!

2. Whether you were boasting or not, is irrelevant, I was asking, why you felt the need to publish your "conquests" here.

3. Why do you need to try and convince posters how easy it is to (as you put it ) get your leg over here, I am sure that EVERYONE knows how easy it is.


One other consideration, bear in mind this forum has female members, and is read worldwide, I cringe to think what those people may think of us expats living here, and also Thais read this forum, god knows what they think!

mortiboy wrote:BOASTING8)
On the way to BKK....met a real cuty.In the train within an hour............ done it!(That was free)
Had a meal at restaurant, chat up the waitress, next morning,....did it
When living at The Village, went through five married women......enjoyed it
Thai love links ........lost count
In an apartment near Big C, only there one evening,cleaner(actually put foot in the door)groped me.Free
Had two farm girls in my little hut at the farm,One waited outside,till it was her turn. That was not free!
Nice sexy bird at Bahn Dung.(She was regular) Best of all.....liked whisky poured on it...just for taste!
When my "trusting" wife stayed in UK for a better life, I went through all her best "trusting"friends.
Me an old bugger, couple of years ago,Wined and dined a 19 year old girl not far from me ....did it
An ugly woman living near me.Face of a devil....body of an angel! cant disclose her actions! did it! many times!
and then there was the village whore........I did it in the local school at night on the stage! at night!.........many many more.... I forget.
Up to those old doddery gits believe it or not. Boasting? Nah. Just relating my wonderful experiences over the years
I could write a book about my sexual activities here and make you poor old past it, no need it,dont want it, hair curl!..................But you would not believe me!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BOASTING!

Or Could that be LYING,Morti.....

Heyyyyy 747... any of this sex stuff go on in Nong Kahi......?

mortiboy wrote:I am 67 old bugger I know.How come I can get a leg over so easy?and I dont even go to bars.(Once last month)
Maybe coz talk Thai? I dont know.
I am a bit frustrated here in the fact that some people will not accept to get ones leg over is so easy.
Why do some not believe? I am at a loss
Oh! incidentally, The remark about " 99 change hands?"....I used to do that in between my times when I had a rest from playboying.

who do you like to bugger mortiboy other blokes? Ill bet you are one of Naam jai gay mates. Its old boys like you that give us English OAPs a bad name. Dont be suprised if the News of the world comes knocking at your door.

Steady on Harold, me thinks you have the wrong end of the stick....

morti , im really thrilled for you , that , not only have you had your fair share of sexual partners , but you feel the need to tell the world about it . everyone now knows your a man slut , you must be so proud !! i can also understand how you became the poorest farang in thailand , as you tell us only one of your conquests was free !!!!! . what you fail to understand is myself and i guess several others have also had our opertunities , but as we are happy with our respective partners , do not feel the need to go putting it about , and risking good relationships with our partners . that would be , we are with women we can trust , and expect them to trust us . so rather than being jealous of your good self and the likes of izzix , i personaly feel sorry for you . the things your up to now , this decrepid old fart was doing years ago , when i was immature and thought that shaging anything on two legs was the way to prove my manhood . since those days ive grown up , you should try it !!!!!!