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Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by rct » November 23, 2021, 9:42 am

Now accepting nominations for Mr. Udonmap 2021!

Part based on statistics, and part subjective interpretation. Total posts, posts per day, best contributions etc all score points. Acerbic humor scores too so long as in good fun... and not insulting which deducts points.

Months ago I would have put Niggly's hat in the ring, but havent seen him much lately, Niggly where did you go? Tamada and Doodoo inspired (me) the idea, so perhaps should be nominated too. DM don't feel left out, you have a sporting chance, I enjoy your banter. Duidui for his health and diet concerns for all of us.



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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by jackspratt » November 23, 2021, 9:49 am

I have reported this post to Admin, as it appears to exclude females, and non-binary gender types. :-"

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by Bandung_Dero » November 23, 2021, 10:28 am

As we have not found a replacement for @Bob Helm yet I can't see any of the current active members being able to fulfil such a roll.

Anyway, have fun!
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by papafarang » November 23, 2021, 11:03 am

jackspratt wrote:
November 23, 2021, 9:49 am
I have reported this post to Admin, as it appears to exclude females, and non-binary gender types. :-"
DM is non-binary and a bit gay too.
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by tamada » November 23, 2021, 12:14 pm

rct wrote:
November 23, 2021, 9:42 am
Now accepting nominations for Mr. Udonmap 2021!

Part based on statistics, and part subjective interpretation. Total posts, posts per day, best contributions etc all score points. Acerbic humor scores too so long as in good fun... and not insulting which deducts points.

Months ago I would have put Niggly's hat in the ring, but havent seen him much lately, Niggly where did you go? Tamada and Doodoo inspired (me) the idea, so perhaps should be nominated too. DM don't feel left out, you have a sporting chance, I enjoy your banter. Duidui for his health and diet concerns for all of us.
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by Drunk Monkey » November 23, 2021, 1:26 pm

Do i get to wear my bikini will.need to wax .. ive not lost it from.my old days as one of Scunthorpes top models..

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by dezzer111 » November 23, 2021, 2:43 pm

747 in those lilac briefs and sporting an Everton shirt, 😆
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by thewatchman » November 23, 2021, 4:51 pm

I nominate GT 93 ,Laan Yaa Mo, and 747man for their outstanding knowledge and contributions to the football thread,however i think 747man just pips it for his amazing talent of reporting posts dodging questions and becoming the hide and seek champion of issan coinciding with everton defeats, not forgetting his very popular and informative weather thread
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by stattointhailand » November 23, 2021, 7:11 pm

Anyone nominating Declan should be aware "that probably IS a gun" he's not just pleased to see you :lol:

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by Khun Paul » November 24, 2021, 7:05 am

I personally would not nominate a single person for fear of being either, Racist, Xenophobic, BLM or favouring anyone over anyone else. Stay out of the pettiness and just soldier on ....lol

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by tamada » November 24, 2021, 8:18 am

Khun Paul wrote:
November 24, 2021, 7:05 am
I personally would not nominate a single person for fear of being either, Racist, Xenophobic, BLM or favouring anyone over anyone else. Stay out of the pettiness and just soldier on ....lol
It's ok KP. You're as free to be nominated as the next man and the bonus is you won't need to shave your balls to participate (again).
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by Khun Paul » November 24, 2021, 2:32 pm

If nominated I would refuse it, far too many arrogant egomaniacs, out there thankyou !!

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by Drunk Monkey » November 24, 2021, 3:11 pm

Does the winner get a crown to wear ..??? a years free supply of Brilcream ??...... i prefer a pearl necklace.

Vote DM .. you know it makes sense !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by 747man » November 24, 2021, 3:55 pm

papafarang wrote:
November 23, 2021, 11:03 am
jackspratt wrote:
November 23, 2021, 9:49 am
I have reported this post to Admin, as it appears to exclude females, and non-binary gender types. :-"
DM is non-binary and a bit gay too.
I Have Always had my Suspicions Too....... :-" :-"

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by 747man » November 24, 2021, 3:58 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
November 23, 2021, 2:43 pm
747 in those lilac briefs and sporting an Everton shirt, 😆
Nah, You'd beat me hands down with the IRISH Tricolor wrapped around yer Belly ( If it would Fit ) & Yer Copy Poolie Shirt ( Copy Of Course )

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by 747man » November 24, 2021, 4:01 pm

thewatchman wrote:
November 23, 2021, 4:51 pm
I nominate GT 93 ,Laan Yaa Mo, and 747man for their outstanding knowledge and contributions to the football thread,however i think 747man just pips it for his amazing talent of reporting posts dodging questions and becoming the hide and seek champion of issan coinciding with everton defeats, not forgetting his very popular and informative weather thread
Errrr, Talking of Hide & Seek Champions I Don't Recall seeing Much of You when Yous were getting Beat at Home 6 /7 Games on the Run Last Season...... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by tamada » November 24, 2021, 4:01 pm

Khun Paul wrote:
November 24, 2021, 2:32 pm
If nominated I would refuse it, far too many arrogant egomaniacs, out there thankyou !!
No. He's gone.

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by 747man » November 24, 2021, 4:06 pm

Drunk Monkey wrote:
November 24, 2021, 3:11 pm
Does the winner get a crown to wear ..??? a years free supply of Brilcream ??...... i prefer a pearl necklace.

Vote DM .. you know it makes sense !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Always had an Idea that YOU were a Bit Gay.....You Don't need Brylcream for your head,More like 15/40 Engine Oil, Slap it on to Polish it up....

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by Khun Paul » November 24, 2021, 4:38 pm

More than one I believe

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Re: Mr. Udonmap pageant 2021

Post by jackspratt » November 24, 2021, 7:56 pm

Khun Paul wrote:
November 24, 2021, 4:38 pm
More than one I believe
Congratulations on your self-reflection, KP.

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