Udon resident or not?

Post by **wazza** » June 22, 2008, 9:33 pm

Ahh here comes that stupid english policeman who thinks he can speak French !

Post by **macduff** » June 22, 2008, 10:09 pm

Only another 15 years for me until i retire. I've already bought my wife a house

Post by **stattointhailand** » June 23, 2008, 10:54 am

i await your responce.

I hope your not insinuating that I don't get my fair share of 'rounds' in !

but if it's just that I have my 'stuck - up tw*t' moments ....... that's OK

Post by **stattointhailand** » June 23, 2008, 11:53 am

Poll started on Open Forum

Post by **hxjohn** » June 23, 2008, 12:25 pm

i live in england and have given i feel some good info to other users and i will post when i wont to on any subject i feel i have some usefull info to post
i have some good friends who are full time residents of udon some post some dont then there are others that post total tosh but it makes for fun reading anyways
i say its free to post so give it a go and dont be dejected buy those that would snipe at your comments somebody somewhere may find them usefull isent that the idea

Post by **Guns482** » June 23, 2008, 3:23 pm

So I can never beat Naam Jai as an Udon expert.

No you are right only Thais can qualify for that us guests just enjoy it and all it has to offer. No matter what has been said, this deceptive post has certainly raised ones ire.

Post by **Amida** » June 23, 2008, 3:30 pm

Came towards this one! Beer Monkey its for you!

Post by **jingjai** » June 23, 2008, 6:04 pm

Well, I can't think of a better thread for this momentous and memorable occasion.

This is my 1000th post!

Lee? Am I entitled to a free T-shirt or something?

Post by **Cap.** » June 24, 2008, 1:52 am

Hi Guys.....I thought that this would be the appropriate thread to intoduce myself to the forum....my C.V. reads....first set foot in LOS around 31 years ago and have been married for 24 of those...built a house in Ubon around 5 years ago and reside there now when not at work, which is most of the time

....I have been on the sidelines here for quite some time now and have spent MANY enjoyable hours reading the threads on here

and was finally provoked into signing up when reading this particular topic....I look forward to many more happy hours in your illustrious company

Cap.
alias Colin.
p.s. I hope nobody minds but I've recommended this site to some guys in Ubon

Post by **Prenders88** » June 24, 2008, 2:02 am

Welcome aboard Captain

Post by **westerby** » June 24, 2008, 2:38 am

saint wrote:N J, im a comedian, and i live in udon, not that its any of your business , so now youve flushed me out, what do you intend to do about it, you pretentious pratt ?

Saint, you're not a comedian. I'm funnier than you are - I get fan mail.

NJ, I've never lived in UTH but I first visited here in 1989 and have been coming here annually (give or take) ever since. You can see where I live by looking at the legend just below my quality static avatar.

I read and post because of the quality banter that this site possesses - it gives me a right old rib tickle. And the best comes from posters that take themselves a little too seriously

Post by **Roy** » June 24, 2008, 2:55 am

Ralph, you are not from round these parts but as your a regular visitor maybe we could make an exception under certain conditions.

1. You must show your allegiance patronizing a Udon Freemdom Fighters night within the next month. All beer and food will be paid for by yorself.

2. During the afore mentioned evening you will declare your loyalty to the UFF loudly.

3. You will not worship false idols such as our bitter enemies the NJAEAN (Naam Jai Against Everything And Anything)

4. You will publicly burn your private collection of erotic pictures that you have collected that make you have thoughts in the bad place. (Leave the ones out that include me)

5. Swear you will never have sex again until the UFF triumphs!

Up to you Ralph, joining or not?

Post by **beer monkey** » June 24, 2008, 4:11 am

Cap. wrote:Hi Guys.....I thought that this would be the appropriate thread to intoduce myself to the forum....my C.V. reads....first set foot in LOS around 31 years ago and have been married for 24 of those...built a house in Ubon around 5 years ago and reside there now when not at work, which is most of the time ....I have been on the sidelines here for quite some time now and have spent MANY enjoyable hours reading the threads on here and was finally provoked into signing up when reading this particular topic....I look forward to many more happy hours in your illustrious company
Cap.
alias Colin.
p.s. I hope nobody minds but I've recommended this site to some guys in Ubon

Welcome Captain Colin, new members are welcomed to participate in the forum...larf a minute on here it is.

Post by **Cap.** » June 24, 2008, 4:26 am

Thanks BM and Prenders.....I think...

Post by **saint** » June 24, 2008, 6:30 am

yes welcome cap. and westerby if you are funnier than myself, why have you kept it such a big secret? cuz weve seen no evidance of your alleged humour on the forum

Post by **RALPHCUSENS** » June 24, 2008, 7:41 am

Roy wrote:Ralph, you are not from round these parts but as your a regular visitor maybe we could make an exception under certain conditions.

1. You must show your allegiance patronizing a Udon Freemdom Fighters night within the next month. All beer and food will be paid for by yorself.

2. During the afore mentioned evening you will declare your loyalty to the UFF loudly.

3. You will not worship false idols such as our bitter enemies the NJAEAN (Naam Jai Against Everything And Anything)

4. You will publicly burn your private collection of erotic pictures that you have collected that make you have thoughts in the bad place. (Leave the ones out that include me)

5. Swear you will never have sex again until the UFF triumphs!

Up to you Ralph, joining or not?

Yes Roy, to quote a Senior statesman:

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

PS Does that mean you want your porn dvd's back?

Post by **arjay** » June 24, 2008, 9:51 am

Raphcusens wrote:We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Well said, that man.

NEVER, in the field of human conflict, has so much been owed, by so many, to so few!
.

Post by **aznyron** » June 24, 2008, 9:58 am

Ralph before you return those porn dvd I would like to borrow them LOL

if you are talking about those great men who served in WW2 sadly more than 70 % are now living with GOD I also want to pay tribute to them
God Bless them

Post by **beer monkey** » June 24, 2008, 3:31 pm

naam jai wrote:but could I propose that before posting the contributor should say where they are in the world and what their connection with Udon is?
Those who live in the city,the province, Issan and Thailand should know where their replies are coming from.
I suspect Udonmap.com may be being hijacked?

RALPHCUSENS wrote:

Yes Roy, to quote a Senior statesman:

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

PS Does that mean you want your porn dvd's back?

NEVER, in the field of human conflict, has so much been owed, by so many, to so few!

This can only mean one thing..UDON's HOME GUARD..that will keep the hi-jackers out, well outside the ring road anyway. lol

Post by **stattointhailand** » June 24, 2008, 4:04 pm

STUPID BOY BM

WE'RE ALL DOOOOMMED I TELL YA.

They don't like it up em Mr Naam Jai Sir.