Kee Neow

Post by **panick** » August 23, 2009, 12:56 am

Kee Neow ... What a lovely saying ... Tight fisted, Cheapskate or even Cheap Charlie ( just for you Yanks )
But Hey! lets break it down to English!
Kee .... Toilet
Neow .... Old rice? ( ie Khao Neow ... old rice sticky )
Great ... You're not really a miser, you've got old rice in your pocket and because its ( stick rice ) it stays where it is!
Okay , lets take it a step further ....
Kee Kwee ... You talk BIG! ie. " I'm a director in a major company " but I'm really the stock boy and sweep up when needed! .... Now, Kwee, is the same as talk (phoodt) .... So does that mean you talk sh#t?
Kee Maa ... Easy for you ol'timers .... Toilet dog!
Are you getting the gist here?
ps, each Kee is the SAME tone!!!
Why can't they just have a simple word fo sh#t!

Post by **Irish Alan** » August 23, 2009, 1:24 am

Kii neeow, Lit. Sticky nonsense. = Cheap Charlie.
Kao neeow = Sticky rice.
Kii jamok = Nose nonsense = snot.
Kii Dtaa = Eye nonsense = Cack.
Kii hoo = Ear nonsense = wax.
Hoo kii = Ar$ehole.

Post by **panick** » August 23, 2009, 2:19 am

Okay Alan its KII! and I f#cked up on the sticky rice

Still the same tone though!
Does that mean that Kii Hua is sh#t head?

And Khao Neow is White head ( spot )

Post by **Prenders88** » August 23, 2009, 3:32 am

Another one I'm surprised you missed is farang kee nok. White bird s**t.
And another one for stingy, from my well thumbed Thai Profanisaurus is kee dtuut. colloquialism
Ar$ehole, I thought it was ruu- daak.

Post by **Irish Alan** » August 23, 2009, 10:05 am

Yes Panick I suppose hua kii could be ---- head but you might get some funny looks. Siiu = pimple (white head?) Things we say like junk food really are lost in translation. Ah yes Prenders I forgot kii nok. Kee dtuut is new on me. Hoo kii is a vulgar colloquialism for anus (oficially = ta-waan-nak) not sure if used as an insult. I remember it from my biology classes on Soi Cowboy...

Post by **Brian Davis** » August 23, 2009, 6:40 pm

Irish Alan wrote: Hoo kii = Ar$ehole.

Prenders88 wrote: I thought it was ruu- daak.

Just ran these two through the wife and sister in law. After laughter and perhaps amazement at where I'd found them,she suggested that using either to a Thai almost guarantees a punch-up!

Post by **beer monkey** » August 23, 2009, 6:49 pm

When i ask my Mrs if she has the Key " You Hab Key"..?(to the front door)....we roll about laughing on the floor for around 3-4 minutes(sometimes more)....what fun we have ....Ok gotta go i am busting for a Key, check back laters Dude....or is it Dood..(bum)

Is their one for the ---- that collects in between your little toe....'Kii-Tow' maybe...as that must be the lowest of the low..

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