Here are some signs seen around that show some people do try to mix a
little humor with their work...
* At a Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day"
* Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action"
* On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push"
* On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the
dog"
* At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place"
* On a Scientist's Door: "Gone Fission"
* On a Taxidermist Window: "We really know our stuff"
* On a Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels"
* On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs"
* At a Used Car Lot: "Second-hand cars in first crash condition"
* Sign on Fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive"
* At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a
car payment"
* In a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming"
* On a Church sign in summer: "You think it is hot here"
* On an electrician's truck: "Let us fix your shorts"
* On a plumber's truck: "We'll take care of that drip for you"
* At a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people"
* On a Butcher's Window: "Pleased to meat you"
* At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
* Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just
left"
* In a Veterinarians Waiting Room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
* On a Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"
* At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don' t, you will be."
* On a Farmer's Door: "I am out-standing in my field"
* At a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
* On a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got"
* On a Garbage Truck: "Business is picking up"
* At a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte"
* On a Restaurant Window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and
get fed up"
* At a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop"
* In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can
eat any place they want"
* At a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet"
* At a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait"
* At General Conference: "Welcome! We're generally in conference"
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