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Post by stattointhailand » March 20, 2020, 11:42 pm

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 3:22 am

Since this flu was supposedly caused by a guy in Wuhan eating a bat, I like to think of it as Dracula's revenge. When the movie comes out, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing can play the leading roles.
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Post by stattointhailand » March 21, 2020, 12:50 pm

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
March 21, 2020, 3:22 am
Since this flu was supposedly caused by a guy in Wuhan eating a bat, I like to think of it as Dracula's revenge. When the movie comes out, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing can play the leading roles.

Surely Ozzy has to have a lead roll?

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Post by GT93 » March 21, 2020, 1:06 pm

I understand a lot of illnesses such as the common cold that have come from animals are fairly recent (i.e. in the last 10,000 or 20,000 years). They kicked in with the domestication of animals.
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Post by jackspratt » March 21, 2020, 1:10 pm

When the movie comes out, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing can play the leading roles.
Hopefully we see a lot more of Ingrid Pitt as well.
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Post by stattointhailand » March 21, 2020, 1:52 pm

Not sure I want to see any more of her Jack, she died 10 years ago so it could turn out to be a REAL horror scene :yikes:

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Post by jackspratt » March 21, 2020, 2:17 pm

No problems with Peter Cushing (d. 1994) then? :shock:

Besides, Ms Pitt became a vampire on a number of occasions, and those of us who know our history, know that vampires never die.

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Post by stattointhailand » March 21, 2020, 5:19 pm

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 8:38 pm

jackspratt wrote:
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No problems with Peter Cushing (d. 1994) then? :shock:

Besides, Ms Pitt became a vampire on a number of occasions, and those of us who know our history, know that vampires never die.
We all await the return of Ms. Pitt with bated breath.
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Post by jackspratt » March 21, 2020, 9:00 pm

I hope you are well stocked up with garlic, Uncle.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:04 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:05 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

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I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:07 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:08 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:09 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:10 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

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