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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 4, 2020, 7:53 am

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Oi Taxi ....... and your still below liverpool,......NO We Ain't......555 !! Taxi7/11 " The Gift that keeps Giving "...555 !!
I think we should just give it to everton now,theres only a few games left and with their massive points lead so late on in the season no one has got a chance of catching them and not forgetting theyve played all the top sides twice,its all over, its nice to see the third team on merseyside winningTrophies after such a baron spell well done the ev,what date is the open top trophy parade?
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » October 4, 2020, 9:28 am

I’ll put yesterday down as a good result for the Mighty Whites. MOT

With Everton’s current performance we can all look forward to a deluge of posts hopefully with correct use of the quote function. It’s not that difficult :roll:

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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 4, 2020, 10:25 am

747man,liverpool under 18s won yesterday,but you probably already new that right????? FT: Blackburn U18s 0-3 LFC U18s

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Post by 747man » October 4, 2020, 11:16 am

Sateeb wrote:
October 3, 2020, 11:17 pm
Champions elect Everton thrash those giants of world football Brighton 4-2 to top the table. Paddy Power has stopped taking bets.

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NOT For Me,Yer Plum I've Followed @Everton Since 1958 That's 62 Years Through Good & Bad, But I Still Continue to do so....

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Post by 747man » October 4, 2020, 11:17 am

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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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That's Right Yer Plum, Just pick out The Faults.... :lol: :lol:

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Post by 747man » October 4, 2020, 11:19 am

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
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A win is a win is a win no matter the quality of the opposition. How is Everton getting these victories and goals? They might come a cropper soon but Everton seems to be playing aggressive, entertaining and delightful soccer so far. This is not to say they are better than Tranmere Rovers yet, but anything seems possible in this unpredictable year of covid.
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Post by stattointhailand » October 4, 2020, 2:11 pm

I didn't realise that Evertons move to the new stadium was so close. Thought they would have waited till they finished playing at Goodison BEFORE they started the demolition work though.

Suppose CV19 has changed the plan to invite Leeds to play the last game at the old ground ...... with no fans they will still have to pay someone else to get the place demolished

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Post by dezzer111 » October 4, 2020, 2:28 pm

747 get back in your box the season's only just begun, and you think your Bluenose lot will still be in the top end of the league dream on dream on me owl scouse mate go for a nice long walk along the Mekong and clear your head of such silly thoughts 😂 😂 😂 have a nice walk. And remember "You'll Never Walk Alone"
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Post by 747man » October 4, 2020, 4:14 pm

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747 get back in your box the season's only just begun, and you think your Bluenose lot will still be in the top end of the league dream on dream on me owl scouse mate go for a nice long walk along the Mekong and clear your head of such silly thoughts 😂 😂 😂 have a nice walk. And remember "You'll Never Walk Alone"
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Post by 747man » October 4, 2020, 4:16 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
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I didn't realise that Evertons move to the new stadium was so close. Thought they would have waited till they finished playing at Goodison BEFORE they started the demolition work though.

Suppose CV19 has changed the plan to invite Leeds to play the last game at the old ground ...... with no fans they will still have to pay someone else to get the place demolished
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Post by stattointhailand » October 4, 2020, 6:53 pm

yeah ....... making the visitors change in a portacabin in the car park ..... not even done in Scunthorpe (yet!)

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Post by Sateeb » October 4, 2020, 7:12 pm

747man wrote:NOT For Me,Yer Plum I've Followed @EvertonSince 1958 That's 62 Years Through Good & Bad, But I Still Continue to do so....
@Everton? You can't even spell it. :mrgreen: Or have you been following their Twitter feed since 19:58 about 2 weeks ago.

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Post by Niggly » October 4, 2020, 7:15 pm

Niggly wrote:
October 4, 2020, 9:28 am
I’ll put yesterday down as a good result for the Mighty Whites. MOT
Bump for those footy aficionados that might have missed this in the sea of late arriving scouse “wit”

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Post by stattointhailand » October 4, 2020, 7:17 pm

Pep & Bielsa should be bloody ashamed ...... all that build up they were given ....... every pundit sayinng it will be a masterclass, and what do they produce ........ that load of rubbish
not sure whether it was more like basketball (up and down, up and down) or bloomin' rugby league (five passes and give the ball to your opponent) one thing it certainly wasn't, was a football match.
after the first 15 mins or so, not one player (including the usually calm KDB) had anything that could remotely be called control of the football ........ was there a defender on the pitch? why did neither of these so called "top" managers not have the ability to get his side to defend??

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Post by Niggly » October 4, 2020, 7:27 pm

Can never understand why you’ve not made a career out of top flight football management Stats

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Post by stattointhailand » October 4, 2020, 8:40 pm

gave the idea up when chopper Harris & Norm Hunter both retired

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Post by Sateeb » October 4, 2020, 8:51 pm

Congratulations to the Hammers living up to their name beating Leicester 3-0 at Filbert Street.

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Post by vincemunday » October 4, 2020, 9:28 pm

Sateeb wrote:
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Congratulations to the Hammers living up to their name beating Leicester 3-0 at Filbert Street.
We played extremely well and definitely deserved the result, Antonio and Ogbonna were seriously brilliant and Coufal slotted in like he's played with the team for years. Dare I say it, if we play like this every week we have to be serious contenders.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » October 5, 2020, 12:34 am

Time for Solksjaer to go?

Pochettino still unemployed.

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