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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » February 14, 2021, 8:46 pm

Niggly wrote:
February 14, 2021, 8:38 pm
thewatchman wrote:
February 14, 2021, 8:28 pm
Niggly wrote:
February 14, 2021, 9:38 am
tamada wrote:
February 14, 2021, 9:09 am
^ ironic post of the day award goes to...

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i think shes busy trying to sort the freeloaders out
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 5, 2021, 11:29 am

Five in a row, eh?
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 8, 2021, 12:15 am

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 9, 2021, 9:51 pm

Is it me or is it VERY QUIET on here lately.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 9, 2021, 11:24 pm

It's soooo quiet, you can hear thewankman wanking.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » March 9, 2021, 11:41 pm

tamada wrote:
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It's soooo quiet, you can hear thewankman wanking.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » March 10, 2021, 12:10 am

You guys need to get a room obviously attracted to each other - Brown house might be the right choice here 😂

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 10, 2021, 6:25 pm

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Post by tamada » March 10, 2021, 6:46 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
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Them be SNP, no?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 10, 2021, 8:29 pm

Sampan Newyear Party, yes I think it probably was

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Post by GT93 » March 21, 2021, 2:43 pm

I was looking for some quality football posts. What's happened to 747man? I don't visit the Map every day. I hope all is well Big Al.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 21, 2021, 8:37 pm

Oh sh*t ..... sorry guys, I must have moved a rock when I cleaned the aquarium ........ no telling what's likely to come out from under it, should have known better :oops:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 24, 2021, 5:55 pm

Alioski from Leeds to Galatasaray?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » March 24, 2021, 7:44 pm

This news is about as welcome as a turd in a punch bowl
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 24, 2021, 8:44 pm

Thought as much .......... was just "testing the water" b4 I stuck a size 9 in the wrong place.

I suppose, being an outsider it feels like he should be allowed to join who he likes as he was obviously only about 8 years old at the time, then you think that EVERY YEAR there is a "remembrance" day and it's not like he's only been there a few months ........ he must know how much it means to the Leeds club/fans. He must have been told about why Harry Kewell is "loved" so much, so he must have known what to expect

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 25, 2021, 8:11 pm

Liverpool and Manchester City will spearhead the landmark new study into how footballers' brains are affected by heading as the sport battles to tackle its dementia crisis.

There could be an added benefit as well ........... it's possible they may discover the reason for that strange "downward gravitational pull" that seems to effect Mo Salah everytime a player gets within 6 inches of him

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Post by GT93 » March 26, 2021, 1:22 am

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 26, 2021, 1:48 pm

Jumbo fighting with his "inner self"? ....... Identity crisis or just skitzo

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 14, 2021, 4:55 pm

"Mike Ashley is closing the Newcastle United retail store and has made all of his staff redundant, informing them that the club's proposed new owners do not wish to keep them." From Daily Mail

Hardly surprising seeing as it's a "Sports Direct" store and the fans have refused in the main to buy stuff there whilst the Fat cockney illegitimate offspring was in charge.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » April 14, 2021, 5:05 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
April 14, 2021, 4:55 pm
"Mike Ashley is closing the Newcastle United retail store and has made all of his staff redundant, informing them that the club's proposed new owners do not wish to keep them." From Daily Mail

Hardly surprising seeing as it's a "Sports Direct" store and the fans have refused in the main to buy stuff there whilst the Fat cockney illegitimate offspring was in charge.
Pity you won't be able to post in here next season will have to find you in the grass roots section 😂

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