Im sure many of UM readers have had a flower or 2 appear on the bobbies helmet wether recent or in their younger more sexually active era .. but my question is .. a serious one.
Can the dreaded herpes virus attach its self to ones shorts .. DM doesnt were undies yet every time i wear the same shorts i get a flower all other times my purple policemen is squeaky clean .
I have since thrown these bad luck shorts away and i am once more as clean as a whistle ...but would like to post as a heads up to other members who may have suffered with the same rather nasty dilema .
ADDIDAS pro sports active running shorts seem to be the short of choice for the herpes cling ons .
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A mute point DM, herpes is thought of as an STD, which in fact is ONE of the ways it can be contracted. here due to the climate and weather plus other factors it seems to be more prevalent than in Western climes.
it is like Atheletes Foot infection, once you have had herpes you can never actually get rid of it only suppress it or live where it does not re-occur. One strain ( I believe Herpes Simplex 2 ) can be recurrent where certain symptoms , including stress makes it re-appear, for no reason even if you are a celibate still comes back.
There are ways to possible reduce it one is by taking Aclovir in a small does daily , or you can just deal with when it reoccurs .
it is like Atheletes Foot infection, once you have had herpes you can never actually get rid of it only suppress it or live where it does not re-occur. One strain ( I believe Herpes Simplex 2 ) can be recurrent where certain symptoms , including stress makes it re-appear, for no reason even if you are a celibate still comes back.
There are ways to possible reduce it one is by taking Aclovir in a small does daily , or you can just deal with when it reoccurs .
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As has been said, it’s systemic, not in your undies. Good information is under.Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑January 14, 2020, 8:16 pm
Can the dreaded herpes virus attach its self to ones shorts .. DM doesnt were undies yet every time i wear the same shorts i get a flower all other times my purple policemen is squeaky clean .
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/genital-herpes/
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Yup... anything but blame it on the lady with uncharacteristically large hands and deep voice that he's been buggering about with. It's like the classic, "Honest luv, I haven't been messing around! I got off a dirty toilet seat!"
twas ever thus
I bit irresponsible simply throwing THOSE shorts away. Short of incineration, a hazmat disposal team would have been better.
twas ever thus
I bit irresponsible simply throwing THOSE shorts away. Short of incineration, a hazmat disposal team would have been better.
Re: Herpes
555 Nice one!Domat wrote: ↑January 15, 2020, 8:05 pmYes Tam can happen
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Thats funnyDomat wrote: ↑January 15, 2020, 8:05 pmYes Tam can happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbxinvLONE
Cant say exactly how my shorts caught it Tam ... previous owner perhaps ..but. fear not i donated them to science ..tamada wrote: ↑January 15, 2020, 6:54 pmYup... anything but blame it on the lady with uncharacteristically large hands and deep voice that he's been buggering about with. It's like the classic, "Honest luv, I haven't been messing around! I got off a dirty toilet seat!"
twas ever thus
I bit irresponsible simply throwing THOSE shorts away. Short of incineration, a hazmat disposal team would have been better.
Btw the helmet is sparkling not a flower in sight ..took a few snaps if you want em lemme know..
Tha ks for the earlei replies ..most informative KP especially knows his blooms ??
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Re: Herpes
Interflora... it's not just about the flowers.