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555 !! I Hope on These Chilly Nights You've got Central Heating in Yer Gypo Caravan Or have yer got a couple of Leprechauns wrapped around yer xxxxx....dezzer111 wrote: ↑November 7, 2020, 9:50 pmOh yes don't forget to tuck your egg stained shirt into those whoppers, and socks and sandles on you might catch a chill with it being chilly in Nongers .
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Met alot of pikeys in my time most are ok but never seen any in Thailand that have to sell their horse and cart in Nong Khai for a lower and lower price because the neighbours are worse than the owners
How's the sale coming Alan, maybe better to offer swap for caravan or camper pikeyd might have an interest to bail u out
Just because you are an Everton supporter doesn't give you the rights to abuse people unless your names Duncan Ferguson
Great player in his day biggest mistake he signed for a nonsense team
How's the sale coming Alan, maybe better to offer swap for caravan or camper pikeyd might have an interest to bail u out
Just because you are an Everton supporter doesn't give you the rights to abuse people unless your names Duncan Ferguson
Great player in his day biggest mistake he signed for a nonsense team
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Seafoam FC
Yeah nowt wrong wi pikeys .. at some stage we all.need the drive tarmacing and a mother in law abducting .
On the subject of pikeys
Another bad day at the office fir Leeds .. no ice cream.fir the littlen today niggly and leave her colouring books alone
Sheff u rooted to the bottom ..looking bleak fir them ..whats happened after last seasons heroics ?
Oh yead Ole is safe ..for another week after the Emerton demolishment
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Yeah nowt wrong wi pikeys .. at some stage we all.need the drive tarmacing and a mother in law abducting .
On the subject of pikeys
Another bad day at the office fir Leeds .. no ice cream.fir the littlen today niggly and leave her colouring books alone
Sheff u rooted to the bottom ..looking bleak fir them ..whats happened after last seasons heroics ?
Oh yead Ole is safe ..for another week after the Emerton demolishment
Dm.
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I’m emotionally distraught. If we had a cat, I’d be kicking it. Looks like I’ll have to settle for poking KP today
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Also pleased you dont have a kitty ..twas in for a ruff day if u had .
Its only a game Niggly and back to.back 4 -1 thrashings arent overly serious , Patrict "golden balls" Bamford cant get a hatrick n be worth 100 millions every week it would get boring ...LUFC are in with the big boys now and after decades upon decades in the lower league wilderness its bound to take a while to.adjust .
Im.told spam n tinned spaghetti is great comfort food especialky when done in an airfryer ..
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Its only a game Niggly and back to.back 4 -1 thrashings arent overly serious , Patrict "golden balls" Bamford cant get a hatrick n be worth 100 millions every week it would get boring ...LUFC are in with the big boys now and after decades upon decades in the lower league wilderness its bound to take a while to.adjust .
Im.told spam n tinned spaghetti is great comfort food especialky when done in an airfryer ..
Dm
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I’d actually taken to following UDFC to keep the feelings of disappointment I’ve had for so many years but looks like I can go back to giving the Mighty Whites my full support for now.
Spam & tinned spaghetti in an air fryer? Are you mad? We can only afford a little piddly single portion air fryer so it would have to be spam THEN tinned spaghetti. Anyway that’s for later, I’m having instant coffee & banana muffins after shifting 18 bags of buffalo poop into the back garden.
Now, where’s KP? He needs his podge poking
Spam & tinned spaghetti in an air fryer? Are you mad? We can only afford a little piddly single portion air fryer so it would have to be spam THEN tinned spaghetti. Anyway that’s for later, I’m having instant coffee & banana muffins after shifting 18 bags of buffalo poop into the back garden.
Now, where’s KP? He needs his podge poking
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Instant coffee ..sacre bleu ..as i expected from.Leeds ..Niggly wrote: ↑November 8, 2020, 9:31 amI’d actually taken to following UDFC to keep the feelings of disappointment I’ve had for so many years but looks like I can go back to giving the Mighty Whites my full support for now.
Spam & tinned spaghetti in an air fryer? Are you mad? We can only afford a little piddly single portion air fryer so it would have to be spam THEN tinned spaghetti. Anyway that’s for later, I’m having instant coffee & banana muffins after shifting 18 bags of buffalo poop into the back garden.
Now, where’s KP? He needs his podge poking
Nescafe gold cup ..my arse
Its only just ok whenst added to microwaved milk ..makes a decent creamy warming agent on these chilly breezy mornings.
MoT .. well.not at Liecester n Palace .. MbT
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Oooo, Gold Cup, hark at him.
Only Red Cup for Niggles. I am using full fat milk though which is the nectar of gods & a mouthful of deliciousness in every sip
Only Red Cup for Niggles. I am using full fat milk though which is the nectar of gods & a mouthful of deliciousness in every sip
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True story ..immigrants being housed in a hotel in blighty complained to the management that the coffee was sh8t.. cheeky buggars .. it was Nescafe 55555 .. i didnt realuse they get 30 quid a day to feed themselves etc .. buggar off to starbucks on that ..
Back to the footy .. a week.is a long time in footy im.sure the mighty whites are not rekegation fodder ..too much OTHER dross slightly worse than them
Up the iron
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Back to the footy .. a week.is a long time in footy im.sure the mighty whites are not rekegation fodder ..too much OTHER dross slightly worse than them
Up the iron
Dm
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L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
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You really are a tramp 747747man wrote: ↑November 7, 2020, 10:52 pm555 !! I Hope on These Chilly Nights You've got Central Heating in Yer Gypo Caravan Or have yer got a couple of Leprechauns wrapped around yer xxxxx....dezzer111 wrote: ↑November 7, 2020, 9:50 pmOh yes don't forget to tuck your egg stained shirt into those whoppers, and socks and sandles on you might catch a chill with it being chilly in Nongers .
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And YOU Really are a DIRTY Gypo / xxxxx.....Don't Wash Yer Hands too Often & Yer Might get Covid....dezzer111 wrote: ↑November 8, 2020, 10:24 amYou really are a tramp 747747man wrote: ↑November 7, 2020, 10:52 pm555 !! I Hope on These Chilly Nights You've got Central Heating in Yer Gypo Caravan Or have yer got a couple of Leprechauns wrapped around yer xxxxx....dezzer111 wrote: ↑November 7, 2020, 9:50 pmOh yes don't forget to tuck your egg stained shirt into those whoppers, and socks and sandles on you might catch a chill with it being chilly in Nongers .
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It seems the green shorts are obligatory in every post at the moment so, will join in the fun
Speaking to the girlfriend today and she said the Thai commentators said Leeds were unlucky and were the better team. Not sure about that but, we're doing ok considering, for the past couple of games, we have been missing our 3 key signings (Raphinha came on as sub at Palace) along with Phillips who would have protected the back 4 better. I'm not worried yet.
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Dontbforget ..Leeds golden bollocks Bamford every mother in laws dream .. scored a good goal just before Palace fluked a second .. an out streched arm made him.offside ..if he had trimmed his finger nails before kick.off twood of stood it was that tight ..and obviously would ov changed thecwhole course of the game 1-1 .. soon was 2-0 ..
Alas ..if mi granny had bollocks shed be mi grandad ..n its noe consigned to.the history books ..
Dm
Alas ..if mi granny had bollocks shed be mi grandad ..n its noe consigned to.the history books ..
Dm
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8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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I think he means see through not Seafoam the dirty shepardsamster wrote: ↑November 8, 2020, 4:46 pmIt seems the green shorts are obligatory in every post at the moment so, will join in the fun
Speaking to the girlfriend today and she said the Thai commentators said Leeds were unlucky and were the better team. Not sure about that but, we're doing ok considering, for the past couple of games, we have been missing our 3 key signings (Raphinha came on as sub at Palace) along with Phillips who would have protected the back 4 better. I'm not worried yet.
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Alans lilac ensomble shirt wear had been threw thecwash so many times they were see thru .. and usually were being eaten alive by the crack.ov his arse n up.up.his arm.pits .. not a pretty sight in fact ..pollution on the eye n hexwas banned from the school.bus and his lollpop man duties in nong khai ..
NOW this seafoam disaster ...the mind boggles
Dm.
NOW this seafoam disaster ...the mind boggles
Dm.
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L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑November 8, 2020, 5:41 pmAlans lilac ensomble shirt wear had been threw thecwash so many times they were see thru .. and usually were being eaten alive by the crack.ov his arse n up.up.his arm.pits .. not a pretty sight in fact ..pollution on the eye n hexwas banned from the school.bus and his lollpop man duties in nong khai ..
NOW this seafoam disaster ...the mind boggles
Dm.
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Forgot to add ..Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑November 8, 2020, 5:28 pmDontbforget ..Leeds golden bollocks Bamford every mother in laws dream .. scored a good goal just before Palace fluked a second .. an out streched arm made him.offside ..if he had trimmed his finger nails before kick.off twood of stood it was that tight ..and obviously would ov changed thecwhole course of the game 1-1 .. soon was 2-0 ..
Alas ..if mi granny had bollocks shed be mi grandad ..n its noe consigned to.the history books ..
Dm
Suprised no Niggly comments on the offside goal.by golden balls Bamford ??? ..must have been to engrossed in the spam n tripe butty .
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L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!