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good advice from Saint there, i try and use common sense when approaching women but then my noodle takes over and starts screaming like a drill instructor, convincing me to pick the girl with the cutest derriere, and we can work with the rest of the package. not the best strategy for finding wife material

I don't read Stickman's site much but you may like to take a read of this. This is a tale of an Aussie guy and a Vietnamese girl. I'm so naive; I thought they were little angels...
http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader2006/reader2272.htm

A Jolly Good Read..that little lot actually hurt my eyeballs, must of been the text/screen colours or something.
Shame no pic of her...just have to leave it to my imagination.

there are a zillion victims of the really beautifull asian woman , there are too many suitors for them to ignore so they have a yen to upgrade ..until they reach the jackpot .
for example Murdocks asian wife ...

Shanghai Lil
Words by Al Dubin

Music by Harry Warren As sung in Footlight Parade
by James Cagney, Ruby Keeler and chorus

Looking for your Shanghai Lil?

No, she ain't your Shanghai Lil.


Don't give him flowers.
He'll just take your flowers
Straight to Shanghai Lil.


No, I ain't seen Shanghai Lil.


—Hello, Bill, you old galoot.
Where'd you get that monkey suit?
—Don't tell anyone you saw me
Or I'll rap you in the snoot.

—Hey, you jumped ship. Now what's your game?
—Oh, just looking for a dame.
—Staying here, you're taking chances.
—Yeah? Well I'll stay, just the same.


I've covered every little highway
And I've been climbing every hill.
I've been looking high
And I've been looking low,
Looking for my Shanghai Lil.

The stars that hang high over Shanghai
Bring back the memory of a thrill.
I've been looking high
And I've been looking low,
Looking for my Shanghai Lil.


I learnt to love her.
The little devil
Was just a butterfly,
But you discover
Something on the level
Shining in her eye.


Oh, I've been trying to forget her,
But what's the use? I never will.
I've been looking high
And I've been looking low,
Looking for my Shanghai Lil.


I've got to have another brandy.
—He's shaking like he's got a chill.
—I know what it takes
To cure him of the shakes.
—Ah, what he wants is Shanghai Lil.

—Oh, she's a fascinating heathen.
But say! She ain't been through the mill.
—Since she met that gob,
She's acting like a snob.
—Say, who the heck is Shanghai Lil?


—That Chinee devil!
—No, she's on the level.
She can't hurt you and me.
—That oriental
Dame is detrimental
To our industry.

—You said it!


—I offered her a house in London.
—And I a château in the ville.
—She says she won't be mine
For all of Palestine. Oy!
—They all go for Shanghai Lil.


Come on: let's drink to Lil.
He's looking for her still.
Drink a gun to Shanghai Lil.

Yeah!

Here's to the gal who loves a sailor.
It's looking like she always will.
—She's every sailor's pal.
She's anybody's gal.
—Drink a gun to Shanghai Lil.


He can knock 'em down
And he can lay 'em low,
Fighting for his . . . —Shanghai Lil!


—I miss you very much a long time.
I think that you no love me still.
—I've been looking high
And I've been looking low,
Looking for you, Shanghai Lil.

—I think you go with other sweethearts,
And very many tears I spill.
—He's been looking high
And he's been looking low,
Looking for you, Shanghai Lil.


—I got new lover.
—You little devil!
You're just a butterfly.
—I like new lover.
—You're still on the level.
You can't kid this guy.


—I pray to Buddha in the joss-house
And Buddha, he bring back my Bill.
—He's been looking high
And he's been looking low,
Looking for you, Shanghai Lil.


—Oh please, you take me
On great big steamboat
With you across the sea?
—I'd like to take you,
But that great big steamboat
Don't belong to me.


The stars that hang high over Shanghai
Bring back the memory of a thrill.
I've been looking high
And I've been looking low,
Looking for my Shanghai Lil.


I learnt to love her.
The little devil
Was just a butterfly,
But you discover
Something on the level
Shining in her eye.


Oh, I've been trying to forget her,
But what's the use? I never will.
I've been looking high
And I've been looking low,
Till I find my Shanghai Lil.

Lookin' for my Shanghai Lil

Irish Alan wrote:I don't read Stickman's site much but you may like to take a read of this. This is a tale of an Aussie guy and a Vietnamese girl. I'm so naive; I thought they were little angels...
http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader2006/reader2272.htm

As I was reading this,I kept thinking about our friend Ron that often talks about moving to VN

Nahhh Ron wouldn't get sucked into that honey trap or put up with none of that crap.....what say you Ronnie...?

And cheers westlers I enjoyed that Vid..

beer monkey wrote:Nahhh Ron wouldn't get sucked into that honey trap or put up with none of that crap.....what say you Ronnie...?

And cheers westlers I enjoyed that Vid..

I was thinking more along the lines of the ''smooth dealings''with the bureacracy of VN versus Thailand!

My course studys started in the marble arched campus that is situated on the Soi Bangla in the patong campus , a fine outstanding campus with a high pass rate of students.
My tutor was a trainor from udon campus and was well schooled and trained not only to the WBU university level but also a degree so I was in the capable hands of a Pro.

My 1st lesson involved taking the tutor to a refreshing barbacue for 2 plus spirits of european origin. On arrival her brother, spouse & young child were also in attendance and a full lesson was lectured to yours truly. I was to learn 1st that a meal is only appreciated if 1 or 2 family members turn up at the end of the lesson I was kissed on the cheek with a nice fank u darwing. Tomorrows lesson is to be on the beach mmmm chill out lesson me thinks. Tutor arrives on taxi bike with her fellow tutor I kindly pay for her transportation , relax for the lesson on the sunbeds I had purchased for US and so begins the lesson firstly my Piz Buin creme is used to avoid the tutor and her friend going Chocolate, after many liquid breaks and fast food snacks the lesson ended, my tutors friend remarking that I will make the grade as a 1st class student because me good man to her friend and family.
On returning to faranghistan I had to keep up my course fees also 10,000 baht mmm good price for a skilled tutor me thinks after all fellow students if you pay pea nuts you get monkeys, after a few monthes I had to return for my graduation ceremony to be held in my tutors home campus a nice little serene village were the locals were rather friendly to me they even pleasured themselves on my gigarettes after all the family and friends had been fed and watered I finaly was presented with my much treasured certificate of higher education in the WBU. Im thinking of enroling as a mature student in the 2009 degree thesis but my old tutor for some reason thinks im called Charlie but you know me as Vlad Ithink she has me mistaken for an ex student . So the question asked fellow students is do i qualify for my uni T shirt.

Shanghai LIL What a great film !
"I MISS YOU VERY MUCH LONG TIME
I THINK YOU NO LOVE ME STILL
I PRAY TO BUDDA IN THE JUSH HOUSE
AND HE BRING BACK MY BILL"
Classic!....... Must have Buffelo University Shanghai?

Viet pooying bah kee kem mak mak.

LIVE VIETNAM?
LOOKS LIKE HOME FROM HOME!
BEST TO BE ON YOUR OWN!

BKKSTAN wrote:

beer monkey wrote:Nahhh Ron wouldn't get sucked into that honey trap or put up with none of that crap.....what say you Ronnie...?

And cheers westlers I enjoyed that Vid..

I was thinking more along the lines of the ''smooth dealings''with the bureacracy of VN versus Thailand!

Ohhhh could be double trouble then...but i think Ron will tell them to their face and try to put them on the right track...