Given that England chose to strip John Terry of the captaincy (rightly or wrongly), I would have thought that one of the qualities required by his successor was to be able to speak ENGLISH at news conferences. I was obviously wrong with that assumption, as having just watched a news conference in which Rio Ferdinand spoke about 10 words that I could understand out of several hundred that he mumbled, it is clear that knowledge of the English language is not high on our Italian managers agenda. Lord only knows how the players on the pitch are supposed to understand what he is saying !! I can only hope that he manages to forget about the news conferences in the same way that he does the drug tests.
It does not bode well that a guy who's memory span is less than 30 mins (the time it took him to forget about his drug test) is going to be remembering and giving orders to the rest of the team 45 mins after he got them. Perhaps we can get him fitted with a mic like the refs have so as he can be reminded about everything at 5 minute intervals !!







