Alan Phillip Eric Knott

Signed my copy of MCC Coaching book back in Tassie, before Noah

Silly ol kent I am

Groan Marsh

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-17/a ... sy/9161886

I thought it would be more ....... Groan Tassies Number 2 keeper

Everyone in Tassie is a keeper, inc my sister !

Strewth Bruce, was Sheila close to a call up then? that 'ad be worth 'avin' a tinnie or six

If your sis is from Tassie she must know my cousins Arthur & Minna Ellen Crudgington and their sprog Mildred, they lived just down the road at Lenard Ave Moohah Hobart Tasmania

Not sure if Monty Python or Barry McKenzie did more for Australian Culture than Hoges,


But Marsh, must be some sort of Trojan Horse that CA havent explained to us the paying public, maybe its their revenge on the consumer to backing the players during the pay dispute,

a case of Som Num Na to the cricketing public, except the Poms , who must be suffering a sever bout of incontinence , or pissing themselves big time

Probably Hoges had most influence, but I remember tears running down my face the first time I heard the Bruce sketch on Python ..... ranked alongside the Canadian mounties in the lumberjack song

Im called Bruce and Im Ok.

On Sundays I go bowling....

Just remember Bruce, rule number six
Oh bugger there is no rule six
OK rule seven ...... NO POOFTERS

Paul Hogan was our best cricket ambassador.

His take on our one and only series against Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7eTuXR0aGI

When the great aussie cricket yobbo was alive and well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJXY7Qi0P8

Marsh is a dead set ......... I can't come up with a printable adjective. Must have the best dossier on the selectors. He has scored 15 or less runs in 21 of his 42 Test innings. Of those, 7 are 1-5 runs, and 8 are ducks.
Still predicting 5 zip but with that sh7t squad it's the poms 5 oz 0.

Over in scenic Townsville,England are making hard work of beating a Cricket Australia XI.
Latest score....
Cricket Australia XI 250 and 162-3
England 515 (Stoneman 111,Malan 109,Root 83,Cook 70)

Congrats to the Aussie Sheilas on retaining The Ashes =D> Am I right in thinking that Elysse Perry would be a better bet at no.6 than Shaun Marsh ?


Townsville,Queensland

On form she could choose her spot in the top 6 and she's also the best genuine all rounder we have.

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-18/channel-9-promotes-commentary-team-of-eight-white-men,-cops-it/9164518

best add for radio.

my old man flicked the tv volume off years ago. preferenced the radio

A pretty dismal bowling performance by England on the last day saw them take only one wicket and the match petered out into a draw with Cricket Australia 364-4 in their second innings.
Sangha 133 and Short 134 not out put on 263 for the fourth wicket to earn a well earned draw for the Australians.

One thing I didn't realise is that Australian opener,Matt Renshaw,overlooked for the First Test was actually born in Middlesborough,England........makes a change from England getting the South Africans,Aussies and New Zealanders !

Usman Kwaja was born in Pakistan so we still got one interloper. How many you got in the 11 for next week? Outside of Root, Cook, Anderson and Broad (and Stokes when he arrives after the 2nd test) the rest are pretty well no names to Aussie cricket fans.

In a taxi last night in Abu Dhabi gping to the airport.

Sri Lankan driver picked the ozzie accent and ranted how we pick marsh.

The world is laughing at us. as well as taxi drivers. 5555

"England have named seamer Jake Ball ahead of Craig Overton in their side for the first Ashes Test against Australia in Brisbane.

Ball, 26, has recovered from the sprained ankle he suffered on 10 November and which kept him out of England's final warm-up game last week.

Australia have called up all-rounder Glenn Maxwell as cover for David Warner, who has a stiff neck, and Shaun Marsh, who has a sore back."

Now can ya see why I told you to keep that pair away from the sheep dip wazza :-&
"Warner is still a little bit stiff but he's feeling better and very confident," said Smith.

Our womens winning ashes side is s better pick.

See you at The Sports Bar @0700.

Might be all over by lunch time Udon

Only chance of that happening is if I go there tonight , get p*ssed and they stack me in the corner overnight